Funny Money Jokes Over 80 mildly amusing clean and work safe jokes and puns about money. Funny Money Joke 1“Five dollars for one question!” said the girl to the fortune-teller. “That’s very expensive, isn’t it?”“Next!” Funny Money Joke 2How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?If it’s a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.. […]

Over 130 work safe funny monster jokes and monster puns to annoy your friends and family with! Funny Monster Jokes Funny Monster Joke 11st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days?2nd Monster: He’s at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, What’s he studying?2nd Monster: Nothing, they’re studying him! Funny Monster Joke 2A very tall […]

It’s joke time, time for the top jokes of all time, take your eyes of the clock and settle down to the funniest time of your life. Funny Time Jokes Funny Time Joke 1“I hope you’re not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock?” said the principal to a new boy.“No, […]

A bus isn’t just a vehicle for traveling from point A to point B, it’s also a great place for sleeping, meeting weird and scary people late at night on the night bus and of course useful to keep warm when the government has cut welfare payments to the elderly! Oh, and here’s some bus […]

Have you ever wondered what sheep are thinking as they wander around a field all day eating grass and making that weird baa noise?No, OK, must be just me then :-) Funny Sheep Jokes Funny Sheep Joke 1Two sheep in a fieldOne sheep says “baaa”.The other sheep replies “isn’t it a little early for a […]

Cow jokes, cow jokes and more cow jokes, I mooved the Earth to compile a list of over 150 funny cow jokes, puns and one liners. I really milked the Internet searching for these mooving jokes. Before you moove on to another jokes page, why not become part of the herd and share some cow […]

The definition of camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person! Funny Camping Jokes Funny Camping Joke 1A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles. Funny Camping Joke 2An adventurer was paddling on a river during a winter camping trip. Feeling cold, he lit a fire […]

You came here looking for burger jokes and we have scoured the universe (AKA Google) for the best burger jokes online. They cover standard burger jokes, hamburger jokes, Burger King jokes and the not so tasteful horse burger jokes! There’s even a few unique jokes within the 100+ burger jokes: yes we wrote NEW jokes!!! […]

Coming up with weather puns is a breeze, though the counter argument is weather puns are snow joke! Also checkout a great selection of funny weather jokes. Funny Weather Puns Funny Weather Pun 1He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold. Funny Weather Pun 2How do hurricanes know […]

Whether you like weather jokes or not I insist you enjoy the weather jokes below and after reading them all also check out some amazing weather puns. Funny Weather Jokes Funny Weather Jokes 1It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July. Funny Weather Jokes 2Why do mother kangaroos […]

I’m not that keen on cannibal jokes, I was raised by a strict mother who taught me NEVER to play with my food, some cannibal jokes would disappoint my late and tasty mother! Best Cannibal Jokes Best Cannibal Joke 1What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a […]

Funny Baby Jokes Sadly the most popular baby jokes on the Internet are dead baby jokes, though there is a dead baby jokes section on this jokes site, below there are ZERO dead baby jokes. Funny Baby Joke 1A baby’s laugh is one of the most beautiful things you will ever hear…Unless it is 3 […]

Looking for the best funny Dad jokes around, well tough, below are some of the worst, baddest and corny Dad jokes around. Bad Dad Jokes Bad Dad Joke 1When does a joke turn into a Dad joke?When it becomes apparent. Bad Dad Joke 2How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Fathers day?He […]

The Grand National is an annual national hunt horse race held at Aintree racecourse in England, UK. The handicap steeplechase is about 4 miles and 2½ furlongs (4 miles 514 yards (6.907 km)) in length, with the most elite horses jumping 30 fences over two laps. With a horse race prize pot of over £1,000,000 […]

What is 69ing or Doing 69?A 69 is an oral sex position where both sexual partners kiss, lick, suck their partners genitals for sexual gratification. It’s called a 69 because the numbers 6 and 9 represent two people lay head to toe. Funny 69 Jokes Funny 69 Joke 169% of people will find something sexual […]

Accountants might be dull and boring, but it’s so much fun making jokes at the expense of accountants. Enjoy over 75 jokes related to accountants. Funny Accounting Jokes Funny Accounting Joke 1An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: “This dinosaur is two billion years and […]

Things to Say at a Drive Thru Over 30 funny things to say and pranks to do at a fast food drive thru. Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 1After making your drive thru order ask if they take checks! Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 2Ask the cashier how they […]

Understanding Marketing Jokes You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I'm fantastic in bed.” That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She's/He's fantastic in bed.” That's […]

What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omlette you probably shouldn’t eat.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo Who? I didn’t wan’t to make you cry. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Yo momma. Yo momma, who? Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mary Lee. Mary lee who? Mary Lee we roll along. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney cricket! Have […]

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest. “If you win, you’re entitled to free sex,” said the attendant. […]

Funny Bumper Sticker 1 8 Out Of 10 Voices In My Head Say ‘don’t Shoot’ Funny Bumper Sticker 2 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name Funny Bumper Sticker 3 A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain Funny Bumper Sticker 4 All Men Are Idiots, And I […]

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick […]

Funny Computer Joke 1 (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? Funny Computer Joke 2 “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981 Funny Computer Joke 3 11th commandment – Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentium. Funny Computer Joke 4 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2 (especially with the […]

A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, “This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.” A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, “When did that happen?” “1215,” answers the guide. The man looks at his watch and says, […]

Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight. 1ST MAN: I love liver and cheese! WOMAN: That’s not good enough! 2ND MAN: I hate liver and […]

Hard to believe, but I found over 10 not too bad manhole jokes on Google, who knew manhole cover jokes were a thing! Manhole Jokes Manhole Joke 1If someone kills their self by jumping down a manhole, is it sewercide? Manhole Joke 2Why are manhole covers round?Because if they were square, you couldn’t play twiddlywinks […]

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, […]

Barbie Doll Joke 1There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Crash Test Barbie.Barbie comes with car and brick wall. Barbie Doll Joke 2There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marie Antoinette Barbie.Barbie comes with removable head; guillotine included. Barbie Doll Joke 3There is a new Barbie doll on the […]

Snake Joke 1An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes… can’t see well these days”.The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.Doc says, “What’s the […]