Horse Joke 1
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, “You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!”
Horse Joke 2
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn’t show up at the church. He got colt feet
Horse Joke 3
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Horse Joke 4
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
Horse Joke 5
Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
