15 May, 2006
Some more quick Blonde jokes to make you laugh.
Title: Adventures in Disneyland
Rating: 4/5
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.”
So they went home.
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Title: Confusing Blonde
Rating: 4/5
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
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Title: 911
Rating: 3.8/5
15 May, 2006
Here’s a couple quick “Just following instructions” jokes, showing when blondes follow instructions to the key.
Title: Blonde and the Bottle Cap
Rating: 4.6/5
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, ”Sorry, try again.”
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Title: Blonderrific Hair!
Rating: 4.5/5
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
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Title: Blonde Puzzle
Rating: 4.5/5
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said “From 2-4 years.”
15 May, 2006
Brought to you by comedycentral.com
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
“Did you see their face?” her friends asked when she came back inside.
“No, but it’s okay — I got the license plate number!”
Rating: 4.1
Comment: Seems like the silly thing a blonde would do, follow the advice of the police to the letter and grab her own licence plate number. Though in the real world this would have come in handy for the police to track the car down.
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You Silly Blonde. Don’t You Get It?
109 words, reading time ~ 26 secs
