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		<title>T&#8217;was The Night Before Christmas Old Santa Was Pissed Rhyme</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[T&#8217;was the night before Christmas &#8211; Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have good mind to scrap the whole works I&#8217;ve busted my ass for damn near a year Instead of &#8220;Thanks Santa&#8221; &#8211; what do I hear The old [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Twas The Night Before Christmas Joke &#8211; Military Version</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defences were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads. Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube, Was triply-redundant, linked to the Blue Cube, And ELINT and AWACS gave coverage so [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Three Christmas Gifts Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, &#8220;I built a big house for our mother this Christmas.&#8221; The second said, &#8220;For Christmas I sent her a Mercedes.&#8221; The third smiled and [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Funny Christmas Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Christmas Joke 1 What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Christmas Joke 2 Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! Christmas Joke 3 What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I ll never part with [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Christmas Cracker Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 10:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Christmas Cracker Joke 1 A Man goes to see his Doctor and says: &#8220;Doctor I have a lettuce stuck in my bottom.&#8221; The Doctors takes a look and replies: &#8220;That&#8217;s only the tip of the iceberg.&#8221; Christmas Cracker Joke 2 A Man goes to the doctor and says: &#8220;Doctor, I&#8217;ve got a strawberry stuck up [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>New Holidays for a New Year Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays to celebrate. Here&#8221;s just a few of our favorites&#8230; Seasonal Affective Disorder Day: January 2 With Christmas and New Years a thing of the past, now it&#8221;s time to celebrate the long, cold, gray winter months that loom ahead. The Day the Music Died Day: February 3 [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Twas the Day After Christmas Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting&#8211; even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while Upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Military Twas the night before Christmas Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defences were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads. Every jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube, Was triply-redundant, linked to the Blue Cube, And ELINT and AWACS gave coverage so [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funny Snowman Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Snowman Joke 1 What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day! Snowman Joke 2 What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite. Snowman Joke 3 Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby&#8217;s crib? A: A snowmobile! Snowman Joke 4 What [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Christmas Tattoo Joke</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Funny Joker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 00:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A woman walks into a tattoo parlor a few weeks before Christmas. She gets into the tattooists chair and tells the tattoo artist, &#8220;I want two Christmas tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other.&#8221; The tattoo artist begins his work, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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