Doctor Doctor Jokes

“Doctor, doctor, I see black spots!” Billy exclaimed.

The doctor puts some drops in Billy’s eyes. “How about now?” he asked.

“Now I see the spots better,” he replied.

Read in full at Black Spots

Popularity: 2%

The fourth part in the free, funny, Doctor Doctor jokes collection.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell?
Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!

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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don’t talk rubbish!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later.

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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

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Rating: 3.2/5
Comment: This is the fourth in the collection of free funny doctor doctor jokes, more to come later as always.

The third collection of free funny Doctor Doctor jokes.

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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there

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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO…
What’s wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don’t stir!

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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!

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Some more free Doctor Doctor jokes to make you laugh.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a bee
Buzz off can’t you see I’m busy?
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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?
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Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible!
What sister?
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Rating:4/5
Comment: Lot more free, funny, Doctor doctor jokes to come later.

Popularity: 6%

The first set of many Doctor Doctor jokes.
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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

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Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window…!

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!

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Rating: 3.7
Comment: More of these to come!

Popularity: 6%