Funny Medical Chart Notes 1
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
Funny Medical Chart Notes 2
Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
Funny Medical Chart Notes 3
Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
Funny Medical Chart Notes 4
On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.
Funny Medical Chart Notes 5
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Funny Medical Chart Notes 6
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
Funny Medical Chart Notes 7
Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
