Fat Jokes

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 01
Yo momma so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 02
Yo momma so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 03
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 04
Yo momma so fat at when she weared a yellow jacket out everyone yelled out TAXI

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 05
Yo momma so fat dat she jumped and a earthquake happened

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Yo momma so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree

Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat that she dont need no airoplane to get to china she just jumps up and down

Yo momma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic

Yo momma so fat that she makes the grand cayon look like a paper cut

Yo momma so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller

Some members of a health club were having their first meeting to discus weight loss. The director of the group said, “Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine.”

Several fat people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously over weight members said, “I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently.”

“Hmm?” said the manager of the health club. “And are you sure you having nothing else to add?”

“Well, yes,” said the member. “I lie extensively.”

A dumb fat blonde read an article on the dangers of eating too much fat and drinking too much booze and it scared the heck out of her!

The fat blonde decided, “That’s it!”

After today, no more reading.