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		<title>Weather Puns</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2020 00:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Coming up with weather puns is a breeze, though the counter argument is weather puns are snow joke! Also checkout a great selection of funny weather jokes. Funny Weather Puns Funny Weather Pun 1He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold. Funny Weather Pun 2How do hurricanes know [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Things to Say at a Drive Thru Over 30 funny things to say and pranks to do at a fast food drive thru. Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 1After making your drive thru order ask if they take checks! Funny Things to Say at a Drive Thru 2Ask the cashier how they [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funny Bumper Stickers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2020 00:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Funny Bumper Sticker 1 8 Out Of 10 Voices In My Head Say &#8216;don’t Shoot&#8217; Funny Bumper Sticker 2 99 Percent Of Lawyers Give The Rest A Bad Name Funny Bumper Sticker 3 A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain Funny Bumper Sticker 4 All Men Are Idiots, And I [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funny Mom Jokes and Phrases</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Some of these are hilarious, a must read. AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself. APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. BABY: 1) Dad, when he gets [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Dictionary of More Performance Evaluation Comments Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. Internationally known: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas. Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept. Inspires the cooperation [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funny Phrases</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Funny Phrase 1 All men are idiots, I married their king. Funny Phrase 2 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Funny Phrase 3 Don’t drink and drive, You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Funny Phrase 4 Hang up and drive. Funny Phrase 5 Hard work has a future payoff. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funny Jay Leno Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Big scandal on the new &#8216;Survivor&#8217; series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.&#8221; &#8211;Jay Leno &#8220;The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada&#8217;s Foreign Minister, Peter MacKay. It&#8217;s gotta be awkward [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Funny Conan OBrien Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill to build a 700-mile fence along the Mexican border. Apparently, the idea is to keep Mexicans from getting back home.&#8221; &#8211;Conan O&#8217;Brien &#8220;A new season of &#8216;Survivor&#8217; debuted tonight featuring the controversial idea of separating the tribes by race. The Asian tribe is called Puka Puka, the [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Funny Women&#8217;s Bumper Stickers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8211; Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! &#8211; Of course I don&#8217;t look busy&#8230; I did it right the first time! &#8211; Do not start with me. You will not win. &#8211; You have the right to remain silent. So please shut up. &#8211; All stressed out, and no [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>100 Funny Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[100 Funny Quotes Funny Quote 01 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Funny Quote 02 A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay &#8211; Demetri Martin Funny Quote 03 A penny saved is ridiculous. Funny Quote 04 After twelve years of [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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