Monster Joke 1
What brings the monster’s babies? The Frankenstork.
Monster Joke 2
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn’t even entered.
Monster Joke 3
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
Monster Joke 4
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other? I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Monster Joke 5
How did Frankenstein’s monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
Monster Joke 6
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.
