Halloween Jokes

Monster Joke 1
What brings the monster’s babies? The Frankenstork.

Monster Joke 2
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn’t even entered.

Monster Joke 3
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

Monster Joke 4
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other? I didn’t know we lived on the same block.

Monster Joke 5
How did Frankenstein’s monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

Monster Joke 6
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

Vampire Joke 1
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Vampire Joke 2
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

Vampire Joke 3
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Vampire Joke 4
When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

Vampire Joke 5
What is a vampire’s favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

Vampire Joke 6
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

Witch Joke 1
What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

Witch Joke 2
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

Witch Joke 3
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

Witch Joke 4
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Witch Joke 5
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Witch Joke 6
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

Halloween Joke 1
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.

Halloween Joke 2
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

Halloween Joke 3
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!

Halloween Joke 4
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

Halloween Joke 5
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

Halloween Joke 6
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.