A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.Her husband ca…
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.”The woman goes to the rear of the bus and …
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A Catholic priest and a Mormon bishop are on the same airplane and seated beside each other.”Is it still a requirement of your faith that you are …
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Juan sees a man leaning against the wall of a large building. The man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.Juan says, “Sir, I couldn’t hel…
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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.Customer : …
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“Hillary Clinton’s opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she’s going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with his chief of staff, had two kids with her while still married to his second wife. This is the first time in history that a Clinton is the ‘family
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What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?You can enjoy all but the head.What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?The…
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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear
A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and
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An asian guy went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg who was alrea…
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Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn’t play twiddlywinks with them.
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
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>>Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is good for only so many beats, and that’s it. Don’t was…
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