An old woman wants to seduce her husband (old man). One night, she wore thongs but her husband did not notice her, he fell asleep so fast. Next ni…
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How do you catch a polar bear?First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the ice hole.
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”"Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”The manager opens his dictionary and reads: “Panda: a tree-dwellingmammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and whitecoloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
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Reporter: There are many allegations for your disqualification in election. One allegation says you are not a Filipino citizen. Another allegation sa…
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work….
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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A Japanese arrived at Manila Airport and rode a taxi:Japanese : that building how long it takes to construct? (referring to 5-star hotel)Drive…
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A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.As it was the first day, she gave her intro and asked all the students to introduce themsel…
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John, Paul, Peter and Thomas reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who s…
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There was this international contest for the best life insurance policy. Bob Barker was the emcee: Contestant No. 1 (from an American firm): …
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- Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.-
You place a classified asking less than $1.-
You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.-
Higher math means counting over 10.-
The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.-
You have a lucky rabbit’s foot
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyesDamn, I’m good at telling lies!————————————–I see your face when I am drea…
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