Thousands of really hilarious jokes
One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen.
After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only now she was impatiently
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Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria.
People with the newspaper in their hands look like they’
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The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that this month’s outing was to be at a dairy farm. Most of them had lived in the city all their lives, and had never seen such a thing. The day came, and the ladies filed into the rented bus which whisked them off
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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, “I don’t think that’s going to help.”"Sure it will.” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
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If you work too hard, you re not spending enough time with her. If you don’t work hard enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something
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One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.
Ben searches diligently throught the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets
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After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.
“Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “But why?”"Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had!”
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
“Don’t worry, ya ,” he said. “I’ll pack some more trays and
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A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.
But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, “I hope, doctor, you don’t mind Johnny being in there.”"No,” said the
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An old man visits his doctor and, after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, “I have good news and bad news. What would you like to hear first?”
The patient answers, “Well, give me the bad news first.”"You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left,” the doctor says.
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”"What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My
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Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress.
How much does it cost?”"Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation
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