A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man’s assignment, the professor said, “Did you write this poem all by yourself?”
The student said, “Every word of it.”
The professor said, “Well, then, I’m glad to meet you, Mr.Poe. I thought you were
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In the 1970’s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army.
“But, wait a minute,” said one listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won’t she?”
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A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes failed. They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. They all
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The parents of two boys (14 and 16 year-olds) went on a trip for the weekend with friends. They left early Friday morning and the boys were left alone at home. That evening the younger boy made the suggestion that they take their dad’s car, pick up some girls and go to the local disco. The 16
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At one of the last all-girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a “Charm Course” was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant.
“Remain seated in the truck until he has had time to step around and open the door for you,” she said. Then, returning to reality,
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A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
“What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” asked the captain.
“Throw out an anchor, sir.” replied the naval student.
“What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” asked the captain.
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A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, “Joe’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.”"Well,” replied the man, “She must have had a lot of friends.”"Nope,”
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle
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A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race…what happened?
The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
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Two men take a wrong turn and walk into a room in the San Francisco City Hall. A man walks up to them, says a lot of junk, and finally declares, “I now pronounce you spouse and spouse.”
One man looks at the other and tells the Justice of the Peace, “We just came in here to get fishing licenses!”
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A cowboy had been in the saloon for a long time and decided that it was time, once again to head for the hills. He walked through the swing doors and immediately noticed that his horse had disappeared from the rail.
“OK” he said, re-entering the crowded bar “I,m gonna have one more drink and if
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Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, “I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock.”
The shepherd thinks it over; it’s a big flock so he takes the bet. “973″ says the
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