Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Joke 1
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock Joke 2
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber’s floor !

Knock Knock Joke 3
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba out turn ! Quick march!

Knock Knock Joke 4
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !

Knock Knock Joke 5
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H… !

Knock Knock
Who’s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb – you know your fat, dumb, drunk, crooked-politician lawyer mama, who pleasures 12 inch pianists.

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

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Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Tinker Bell !
Tinker Bell who ?
Tinker Bell is out of order !

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade Who?
Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Scully.
Scully who?
Scully wag!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex Plain later!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Jupiter !
Jupiter who !
Jupiter hurry, or you’ll miss the bus !Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Jupiter !
Jupiter who !
Jupiter fly in my soup !

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Arthur

Arthur who?

Arthur any better jokes on this site?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little kids play with you!

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