Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
I didn’t wan’t to make you cry.
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary Lee.
Mary lee who?
Mary Lee we roll along.
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
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Comment:First in a large collection of Free Funny Knock Knock Jokes. More Knocking to come later.