What two things in the air can make a women pregnant? Her feet!
What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra? Hair that stands straight up on your head!
What does a bulimic call two fingers? Dessert.
What’s the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted.
What’s that wrinkly thing on Grandma? Grandpa.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.
Why was the condom flying through the air? It got pissed off.
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket? A: One — because men will screw anything.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Banana.
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
One Liner Panty Joke What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings.
Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner.
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes five sessions.
What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? Corduroy
Why are New Yorkers always depressed? The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they’re small enough.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common? Both offer very little support!
Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.