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Redneck Joke 01
You might be a redneck if a full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck.
Redneck Joke 02
You might be a redneck if a woman says she’s game, so you shoot her.
I’ve posted racist black jokes, racist white jokes and now Anti Racist Jokes.
Anti Racist Joke 01
“Now you see him, now you don’t, now you see him, now you don’t” A Racist on a Zebra crossing (didn’t say what colour the racist was)
Anti Racist Joke 02
2 racists walk into a bar. Ouch, Ouch
Anti Racist Joke 03
5 more racists walk into the same bar as the other 2. Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Anti Racist Joke 04
A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society
Here’s some funny white jokes, was quite hard to find these and interestingly people are asking for funny white jokes on forums and places like Yahoo answers only to be called racists and that they shouldn’t be asking for this type of racist jokes! In comparison there are dedicated sites to black jokes and not seen any complaints on the sites I collected black jokes from!
Also some of these are rehashed black jokesm so if you know some really good white jokes PLEASE post it in the comments below.
Mexican Joke 01
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A Prison Break.
Mexican Joke 02
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? yeah.. me neither
Mexican Joke 03
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, “Tequila! Tequila!”
Mexican Joke 04
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? Me neither.
Mexican Joke 05
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth? Throw food stamps in it.
Politically incorrect nigger jokes.
Nigger Joke 01
How does a nigger pick his nose? From a mail-order catalogue.
Nigger Joke 02
What caused the nigger’s problem? Mother nature.
Nigger Joke 03
What did the nigger exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa? I need something illegal to smoke and alcohol to drink.
Nigger Joke 04
What did the sunbather shout at the nigger? Ain’t you dark enough already?
Nigger Joke 05
What do niggers and jockeys both ride? Animals.
Ethnic Joke 1
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. “What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. He responds, “I ll take the Mexican.”
Black Joke 1
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You’re so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent.
Please comment on this black joke below or if you know a better black joke please post it.
Black Joke 2
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
“Wow,” says the bartender “That is really something, where did you get it?”
“Africa,” says the parrot.
Please comment on this black joke below or if you know a better black joke please post it.
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Black One liners: I’m not a racist, but….
Q: Why do blacks bury their dead upside down?
A: To use them as bike racks.
Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march?
A. An auctioneer
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.
Q: What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down?
A: Afro Turf.
You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
