Racist Jokes

Black One liners: I’m not a racist, but….

If you are a black person reading this and feel offended and want to get back at those damn racist crackers, there’s a place to do this at White Jokes where you will find some more poorly written Racist Jokes.

Back to the black one liner jokes…

Black Joke One Liner 1
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

Black Joke One Liner 2
Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
A: Moved the trees closer together.

Black Joke One Liner 3
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

North vs. South Joke 1
The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.

North vs. South Joke 2
The North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits.

North vs. South Joke 3
The North has double last names; the South has double first names.

North vs. South Joke 4
The North has green salads, the South has collard greens.

North vs. South Joke 5
The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races.

North vs. South Joke 6
The North has lobsters, the South has crawfish.

North vs. South Joke 7
The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok

You Might Be a Star Wars Redneck if You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks

A whole bunch of “you might be an redneck” jokes

You might be a redneck if you don’t get these redneck jokes

You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart.

You might be an redneck if the last thing you say is “Hey! Watch this…”

You might be a redneck if your baby’s first words were, “Attention, K-mart shoppers.”

You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!