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Redneck Joke 801
You might be a redneck if your sister is also your aunt.

Redneck Joke 802
You might be a redneck if your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction.

Redneck Joke 803
You might be a redneck if your sister/brother is also your cousin.

Redneck Joke 804
You might be a redneck if your son Bubba J.r. uses his school locker as a gun cabinet.

Redneck Joke 805
You might be a redneck if your spare tire is a cement block.

Redneck Joke 806
You might be a redneck if your spring wardrobe mostly involves using scissors.

Redneck Joke 807
You might be a redneck if your state senator is willingly photographed with no shirt and a leather vest on a Harley, but refuses to take a Breathalyzer test.

Redneck Joke 808
You might be a redneck if your Sunday vest is green and consists of three different fishing lures.

Redneck Joke 809
You might be a redneck if your table cloth is a bed sheet.

Redneck Joke 810
You might be a redneck if your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist.

Redneck Joke 811
You might be a redneck if your third-grade class has a no-smoking section.

Redneck Joke 812
You might be a redneck if your tire swing has a truck still attached to it.

Redneck Joke 813
You might be a redneck if your tires are worth more than your truck.

Redneck Joke 814
You might be a redneck if your toenails stick out the end of your tennis shoes.

Redneck Joke 815
You might be a redneck if your toilet is a 5 gallon bucket.

Redneck Joke 816
You might be a redneck if your toilet seat says “Sit Here”.

Redneck Joke 817
You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a hand-me-down.

Redneck Joke 818
You might be a redneck if your transportation is your boat.

Redneck Joke 819
You might be a redneck if your truck has a variety or different make of parts (ex. Chevy radiator, Dodge starter, Ford body).

Redneck Joke 820
You might be a redneck if your truck has any bondo on it.

Redneck Joke 821
You might be a redneck if your truck is stolen and sold by your mother to buy beer and Copenhagen.

Redneck Joke 822
You might be a redneck if your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum.

Redneck Joke 823
You might be a redneck if your uncle’s 14 year old kid is out in the front lawn and saying “Ai Pane Ai Pane.”

Redneck Joke 824
You might be a redneck if your wardrobe consists of nothing but cammo and flannel.

Redneck Joke 825
You might be a redneck if your watchband is wider than any book you’ve ever read.

Redneck Joke 826
You might be a redneck if your way of seeing if you need to bathe is by sticking your hand between your butt cheeks and smelling it.

Redneck Joke 827
You might be a redneck if your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee.

Redneck Joke 828
You might be a redneck if your wedding toast was made with a quart of Old Milwaukee.

Redneck Joke 829
You might be a redneck if your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’.

Redneck Joke 830
You might be a redneck if your whole wardrobe is work boots, camouflage pants, a plaid flannel shirt, and a John Deere hat.

Redneck Joke 831
You might be a redneck if your whole yard has chickens and cows in it.

Redneck Joke 832
You might be a redneck if your wife can belch louder than you can.

Redneck Joke 833
You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Redneck Joke 834
You might be a redneck if your wife can out drink you or any of your friends and is willing to prove it.

Redneck Joke 835
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Redneck Joke 836
You might be a redneck if your wife has a set of earrings that you use as a fishing lure.

Redneck Joke 837
You might be a redneck if your wife has been involved in more than six barroom brawls in the last two weeks.

Redneck Joke 838
You might be a redneck if your wife is so ugly you take her everywhere you go so you never have to kiss her good-bye.

Redneck Joke 839
You might be a redneck if your wife left you for last year’s winner of the hog-calling contest.

Redneck Joke 840
You might be a redneck if your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat.

Redneck Joke 841
You might be a redneck if your wife shaves her beard more than you shave yours.

Redneck Joke 842
You might be a redneck if your wife wears a dress on Sunday and one of you’re flannel shirts over it.

Redneck Joke 843
You might be a redneck if your wife wears tight leather and it makes her look like a re-tread.

Redneck Joke 844
You might be a redneck if your wife’s best shoes have steel toes.

Redneck Joke 845
You might be a redneck if your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

Redneck Joke 846
You might be a redneck if your wife’s bridal reception was at Wal-Mart.

Redneck Joke 847
You might be a redneck if your wife’s deer head hanging on the wall is bigger than yours.

Redneck Joke 848
You might be a redneck if your wife’s idea of a sanitary napkin is one of your dirty work socks left beside the toilet.

Redneck Joke 849
You might be a redneck if your wreath is made out of beer cans.

Redneck Joke 850
You might be a redneck if your yard has more than ten ceramic figurines.

Redneck Joke 851
You might be a redneck if you’re at a family reunion and you wear a shirt that says,”I’m related to you!!!”

Redneck Joke 852
You might be a redneck if you’re going up the highway and hear a kid ask his mom if he can get out and push their car too!

Redneck Joke 853
You might be a redneck if you’re having sex with your wife and she tells you, “That tickles.”

Redneck Joke 854
You might be a redneck if you’re home schooled and you date someone in your class.

Redneck Joke 855
You might be a redneck if you’re on a date and you see a childhood friend and you tell your date “she is like my sister” and that makes her worried.

Redneck Joke 856
You might be a redneck if you’re on your third marriage and still have the same in-laws.

Redneck Joke 857
You might be a redneck if you’re trying to start a 16 hp motor and your shed catches on fire.

Redneck Joke 858
You might be a redneck if you’ve been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like.

Redneck Joke 859
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever asked a priest why he’s wearing that sissy turtleneck.

Redneck Joke 860
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever asked an Amish guy on a horse and buggy if he thought he could out run your John Deer.

Redneck Joke 861
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever attended a Gun and Knife show as a dealer.

Redneck Joke 862
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been in a fist fight involving the phrase “Dale Earnhardt is the Intimidator”.

Redneck Joke 863
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been in a fist fight with your best friend because he said his John Deere will out pull your Farmall.

Redneck Joke 864
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever driven a tractor to a family reunion.

Redneck Joke 865
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten a “lap” dance from your sister!

Redneck Joke 866
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had sex in a satellite dish.

Redneck Joke 867
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to put on a pair of boots to go to the bathroom.

Redneck Joke 868
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever picked up your girlfriend in a John Deere.

Redneck Joke 869
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever put a tarp in the bed of your truck to use it as a swimming pool.

Redneck Joke 870
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever returned bottles so you could buy beer with the deposit money.

Redneck Joke 871
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever sold your car for gas money.

Redneck Joke 872
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever used a toaster to light your cigarette.

Redneck Joke 873
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a tie with a flannel shirt.

Redneck Joke 874
You might be a redneck if you’ve got a tab at the ABC Liquor Store.

Redneck Joke 875
You might be a redneck if you’ve had a custody fight over a hunting dog.

Redneck Joke 876
You might be a redneck if you don’t get these redneck jokes :)

Redneck Joke 877
You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart.

Redneck Joke 878
You might be an redneck if the last thing you say is “Hey! Watch this…”

Redneck Joke 879
You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”

Redneck Joke 880
You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!

Redneck Joke 881
You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come look before I flush it!”

Redneck Joke 882
You might be a redneck if when asked by your fiancee “Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?” and you reply “Sure, what’s your phone number?”

Redneck Joke 883
You might be a redneck if your local grocery store also has a few pool tables

Redneck Joke 884
You might be a redneck if your septic tank is the subject of a petition

Redneck Joke 885
You might be a redneck if your car and its motor are more than ten feet apart.

Redneck Joke 886
You might be a redneck if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

Redneck Joke 887
You might be a redneck if you sent out birth announcements for your new puppies.

Redneck Joke 888
You might be a redneck if you’ve changed a diaper on a Denny’s table.

Redneck Joke 889
You might be a redneck if your T.V. is on 24-7.

Redneck Joke 890
You might be a redneck if your last keg party included a couple of 911 calls.

Redneck Joke 891
You might be a redneck if you have to mow around a refrigerator and a bed frame.

Redneck Joke 892
You might be a redneck if everyone in the house learns something from the potty training video tape.

Redneck Joke 893
You might be a redneck if diners change tables when your family sits near them.

Redneck Joke 894
You might be a redneck if your prom dress was knitted.

Redneck Joke 895
You might be a redneck if you were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth.

Redneck Joke 896
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

Redneck Joke 897
You might be a redneck if you let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

Redneck Joke 898
You might be a redneck if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Redneck Joke 899
You might be a redneck if you wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Redneck Joke 900
You might be a redneck if ya’ can’t git married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a dang law against it.

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Redneck Joke 701
You might be a redneck if your favorite place is your deer stand.

Redneck Joke 702
You might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it.

Redneck Joke 703
You might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has the word “eats” anywhere in the name.

Redneck Joke 704
You might be a redneck if your favorite shoes were bought at a yard sale

Redneck Joke 705
You might be a redneck if your favorite song has the name of a truck company in it.

Redneck Joke 706
You might be a redneck if your favorite song is Old McDonald!

Redneck Joke 707
You might be a redneck if your favorite stick is your fishing pole.

Redneck Joke 708
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is declared offensive in at least 13 states.

Redneck Joke 709
You might be a redneck if your first name consists of initials.

Redneck Joke 710
You might be a redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.

Redneck Joke 711
You might be a redneck if your Friday nights consist of lots of Budwieser and a mechanical bull.

Redneck Joke 712
You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.

Redneck Joke 713
You might be a redneck if your front yard has any broken appliances in it.

Redneck Joke 714
You might be a redneck if your front yard looks like a Toys R Us after a tornado.

Redneck Joke 715
You might be a redneck if your garage is so full you can’t park your car in it.

Redneck Joke 716
You might be a redneck if your garbage man is confused about what stays and what goes.

Redneck Joke 717
You might be a redneck if your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end.”

Redneck Joke 718
You might be a redneck if your girlfriend thinks you’re a real gentleman because you only scratch your crotch while playing softball.

Redneck Joke 719
You might be a redneck if your grandma gives you a wedding present wrapped in Christmas paper.

Redneck Joke 720
You might be a redneck if your Grandma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Redneck Joke 721
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language.

Redneck Joke 722
You might be a redneck if your greatest accomplishment is the 10-pound turnip you grew.

Redneck Joke 723
You might be a redneck if your guest bedroom is also your tool shed.

Redneck Joke 724
You might be a redneck if your hair is five times as long in the back as it is on top.

Redneck Joke 725
You might be a redneck if your Halloween jack-o-lantern has more teeth than your wife.

Redneck Joke 726
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Redneck Joke 727
You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was featured on true stories of the highway patrol.

Redneck Joke 728
You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains but your truck does.

Redneck Joke 729
You might be a redneck if your house feels a bit lonely when winter comes and the last fly dies.

Redneck Joke 730
You might be a redneck if your house has more miles on it than your car does.

Redneck Joke 731
You might be a redneck if your house plants aren’t in pots.

Redneck Joke 732
You might be a redneck if your husband is going out hunting and puts on urine and it turns you on.

Redneck Joke 733
You might be a redneck if your idea of a family cook-out is the whole family gathering around the Chevy with the hood up.

Redneck Joke 734
You might be a redneck if your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull.

Redneck Joke 735
You might be a redneck if your idea of camping in the woods is inviting the family over and pitching a couple of tents in the back yard.

Redneck Joke 736
You might be a redneck if your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

Redneck Joke 737
You might be a redneck if your idea of home security is keeping all the guns loaded.

Redneck Joke 738
You might be a redneck if your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard.

Redneck Joke 739
You might be a redneck if your idea of the newspaper is a 14 year old copy of Dog Fancy.

Redneck Joke 740
You might be a redneck if your idea of water conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night.

Redneck Joke 741
You might be a redneck if your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

Redneck Joke 742
You might be a redneck if your kid learns to shoot a gun before he learns his alphabet.

Redneck Joke 743
You might be a redneck if your kids eat on the floor while your dogs eat at the table.

Redneck Joke 744
You might be a redneck if your kids fall down in the house and get grass stains.

Redneck Joke 745
You might be a redneck if your kids hide the Easter eggs under cow patties.

Redneck Joke 746
You might be a redneck if your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.

Redneck Joke 747
You might be a redneck if your kids’ favorite bedtime story is “Curious George and the High Voltage Fence.”

Redneck Joke 748
You might be a redneck if your lawn furniture was in your house last summer.

Redneck Joke 749
You might be a redneck if your lawn mower gets better mileage than your car.

Redneck Joke 750
You might be a redneck if your lawn mower is a goat.

Redneck Joke 751
You might be a redneck if your lawn tractor has a better paint job than your car.

Redneck Joke 752
You might be a redneck if your life savings is buried in your back yard.

Redneck Joke 753
You might be a redneck if your living room furniture doubles as your camping gear.

Redneck Joke 754
You might be a redneck if your local funeral home has a drive-thru.

Redneck Joke 755
You might be a redneck if your local newspaper has a front-page feature called “Cow of the Week.”

Redneck Joke 756
You might be a redneck if your local yellow pages has only 3 sections: places to get cigarettes, place to get liquor, and places to get bait.

Redneck Joke 757
You might be a redneck if your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.

Redneck Joke 758
You might be a redneck if your mailing address includes the word “holler.”

Redneck Joke 759
You might be a redneck if your Mama has failed the 3rd. grade five times.

Redneck Joke 760
You might be a redneck if your mama has more gadgets and accessories on her pickup truck than you do.

Redneck Joke 761
You might be a redneck if your mama saves aluminum foil.

Redneck Joke 762
You might be a redneck if your mama spends more money fixing up her old trailer house than it cost to build a new brick home.

Redneck Joke 763
You might be a redneck if your Mama was ever asked to leave a Bingo game because of her language.

Redneck Joke 764
You might be a redneck if your Mama yells, “Close the screen door boy, you’re letting all the bugs out!”

Redneck Joke 765
You might be a redneck if your masseuse uses lard.

Redneck Joke 766
You might be a redneck if your mechanic looks under the front of your car or truck and asks if you work for the Road kill Cafe.

Redneck Joke 767
You might be a redneck if your mom is lighting bottle rockets with her cigarette while walking the children on Halloween.

Redneck Joke 768
You might be a redneck if your mom is your sister,aunt and your dads mother.

Redneck Joke 769
You might be a redneck if your momma makes two turkeys for Thanksgiving, one for the family and the other for the dogs.

Redneck Joke 770
You might be a redneck if your moms maiden name is Bubba.

Redneck Joke 771
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

Redneck Joke 772
You might be a redneck if your mother always said keep your nose clean and from this day on you pick your nose.

Redneck Joke 773
You might be a redneck if your mother doesn’t put shoes on to go grocery shopping.

Redneck Joke 774
You might be a redneck if your mother has more chest hair than your father.

Redneck Joke 775
You might be a redneck if your mother kicked you out of the house because you pawned her favorite chainsaw to buy a deer tag.

Redneck Joke 776
You might be a redneck if your mother’s only shoes are house slippers.

Redneck Joke 777
You might be a redneck if your neighbor has a refrigerator on his front porch stocked with beer so he won’t have to get off the sofa to welcome friends.

Redneck Joke 778
You might be a redneck if your neighbor uses left-over house paint to paint his car.

Redneck Joke 779
You might be a redneck if your neighbors refer to you as the pig farmers and you don’t have any pigs.

Redneck Joke 780
You might be a redneck if your new job promotion means that the company foots the bill to have your name sewn on your shirts.

Redneck Joke 781
You might be a redneck if your old toilet now serves as a flower pot in your front yard.

Redneck Joke 782
You might be a redneck if your only time spent sober is the time spent getting another 6 pack.

Redneck Joke 783
You might be a redneck if your outhouse is in your front yard.

Redneck Joke 784
You might be a redneck if your own farts don’t seem to smell so bad.

Redneck Joke 785
You might be a redneck if your pick-up has four new tires and none of them are the same size.

Redneck Joke 786
You might be a redneck if your pick-up is at least 3 colors.

Redneck Joke 787
You might be a redneck if your pickup truck and wife are the same age.

Redneck Joke 788
You might be a redneck if your pickup truck used to be a car.

Redneck Joke 789
You might be a redneck if your picture is on the wall of more than three bait stores.

Redneck Joke 790
You might be a redneck if your pillow case doubles as your bowling bag.

Redneck Joke 791
You might be a redneck if your pocket knife has ever been referred too as Exhibit A.

Redneck Joke 792
You might be a redneck if your porn collection is also called the family videos.

Redneck Joke 793
You might be a redneck if your primary income involves pigs or manure.

Redneck Joke 794
You might be a redneck if your race car looks and runs better than your own car.

Redneck Joke 795
You might be a redneck if your richest relative invites you over to take the wheels off his new trailer.

Redneck Joke 796
You might be a redneck if your screen door has no screen.

Redneck Joke 797
You might be a redneck if your screen name is JohnDeere.

Redneck Joke 798
You might be a redneck if your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside.

Redneck Joke 799
You might be a redneck if your sister has ever asked to borrow the backhoe.

Redneck Joke 800
You might be a redneck if your sister has more hair on her legs than you do.

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Redneck Jokes 601-700

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Redneck Jokes 801 to 900

Redneck Joke 601
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever slow danced at a Waffle House.

Redneck Joke 602
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard.

Redneck Joke 603
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 604
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature.

Redneck Joke 605
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever taken a date flowers you’ve stole from a cemetery.

Redneck Joke 606
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever taken a generator and a 27-inch TV camping.

Redneck Joke 607
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.

Redneck Joke 608
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever talked back to characters on the movie screen.

Redneck Joke 609
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever towed another car using panty hose and duct tape.

Redneck Joke 610
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever used a laundromat as a mailing address.

Redneck Joke 611
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever vacationed in a rest area.

Redneck Joke 612
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever valet parked a snow plow.

Redneck Joke 613
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever water-skied in your underwear.

Redneck Joke 614
You might be a redneck if you’ve got more than one other named “Darryl”.

Redneck Joke 615
You might be a redneck if you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.

Redneck Joke 616
You might be a redneck if you’ve never seen a film with subtitles.

Redneck Joke 617
You might be a redneck if your 14 year old daughter smokes at the dinner table – in front of her two kids.

Redneck Joke 618
You might be a redneck if your 23-channel CB radio is used to communicate with your family.

Redneck Joke 619
You might be a redneck if your 2-year old has more teeth than you do.

Redneck Joke 620
You might be a redneck if your 5 year old calls your mother MOM and YOU Debbie.

Redneck Joke 621
You might be a redneck if your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor.

Redneck Joke 622
You might be a redneck if your 80 year old grandma can shoot better than you.

Redneck Joke 623
You might be a redneck if your airplane cost you less than 15 hundred bucks and uses two stroke oil.

Redneck Joke 624
You might be a redneck if your ashtray is too full, so you use the floor.

Redneck Joke 625
You might be a redneck if your at a family reunion, your mother-in-law goes to the bathroom and then says, “Y’ all come look at this ‘fore I flush it.”

Redneck Joke 626
You might be a redneck if your baby’s crib mobile is made out of beer cans.

Redneck Joke 627
You might be a redneck if your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches.

Redneck Joke 628
You might be a redneck if your bathroom is 50 feet away from your house.

Redneck Joke 629
You might be a redneck if your bathroom is your favorite make-out place.

Redneck Joke 620
You might be a redneck if your beer can pyramid is taller than your trailer.

Redneck Joke 630
You might be a redneck if your belt buckle doubles as an I.D.

Redneck Joke 631
You might be a redneck if your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn’t.

Redneck Joke 632
You might be a redneck if your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it.

Redneck Joke 633
You might be a redneck if your best laundry bag is made by Hefty.

Redneck Joke 634
You might be a redneck if your best pick-up line for women is written on your baseball cap.

Redneck Joke 635
You might be a redneck if your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet.

Redneck Joke 636
You might be a redneck if your birthday cake consisted of nothing but Twinkies.

Redneck Joke 637
You might be a redneck if your boots cost more than your wedding ring.

Redneck Joke 638
You might be a redneck if your bridal veil was made of window screen.

Redneck Joke 639
You might be a redneck if your bring a bar of soap to a public pool.

Redneck Joke 640
You might be a redneck if your brother is your wife’s favorite son.

Redneck Joke 641
You might be a redneck if your car ashtray is so packed, you can’t get it out.

Redneck Joke 642
You might be a redneck if your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it.

Redneck Joke 643
You might be a redneck if your car has more than three bumper stickers with the word Jesus on them.

Redneck Joke 644
You might be a redneck if your car has more than two exhaust pipes.

Redneck Joke 645
You might be a redneck if your car insurance deductible is higher than the value of your car.

Redneck Joke 646
You might be a redneck if your car uses more oil than gas.

Redneck Joke 647
You might be a redneck if your CB antenna on your truck doubles as your cane pole.

Redneck Joke 648
You might be a redneck if your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

Redneck Joke 649
You might be a redneck if your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.

Redneck Joke 650
You might be a redneck if your children look more like your brothers-in-law than your husband you are worried that he might notice.

Redneck Joke 651
You might be a redneck if your chili’s secret ingredient comes from a bait shop.

Redneck Joke 652
You might be a redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.

Redneck Joke 653
You might be a redneck if your church has a “happy hour.”

Redneck Joke 654
You might be a redneck if your coat of arms features a tire iron.

Redneck Joke 655
You might be a redneck if your college graduation ceremony includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler.

Redneck Joke 656
You might be a redneck if your computer don’t work cuz the cat ate the mouse.

Redneck Joke 657
You might be a redneck if your Computer has Winders 95 instead of Windows.

Redneck Joke 658
You might be a redneck if your dad guts one of the old TV’s for a another knick-knack shelf.

Redneck Joke 659
You might be a redneck if your dad pees on a rabbit’s head while peeing off the back porch.

Redneck Joke 660
You might be a redneck if your dad plays “the pull my finger” joke at family gatherings.

Redneck Joke 661
You might be a redneck if your daddy handed out cigarettes the day you were born.

Redneck Joke 662
You might be a redneck if your Daddy picks you up from school in a Swamp Buggy.

Redneck Joke 663
You might be a redneck if your daddy’s legacy is a gun rack and Jerry Clower’s autograph on a Stuckey’s napkin.

Redneck Joke 664
You might be a redneck if your daddy’s last words were “Hey ya’ll look what I can do!”

Redneck Joke 665
You might be a redneck if your dates regularly expect you to light their cigars.

Redneck Joke 666
You might be a redneck if your daughter gets married before you do.

Redneck Joke 667
You might be a redneck if your daughter thinks she a reincarnation of Xena because she has nightmares about her.

Redneck Joke 668
You might be a redneck if your deceased hunting dog’s tombstone is larger than your grandfather’s.

Redneck Joke 669
You might be a redneck if your deer stand has an address.

Redneck Joke 670
You might be a redneck if your deer stand has an address.

Redneck Joke 671
You might be a redneck if your dishwasher consists of kids that you baby-sit.

Redneck Joke 672
You might be a redneck if your divorce granted from first wife and your license to wed to your second wife are in the same newspaper.

Redneck Joke 673
You might be a redneck if your dog can open a beer can for you.

Redneck Joke 674
You might be a redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette.

Redneck Joke 675
You might be a redneck if your dog has a litter of puppies on your living room floor and no one notices.

Redneck Joke 676
You might be a redneck if your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner.

Redneck Joke 677
You might be a redneck if your dog rides in the front seat and your kids ride in the back.

Redneck Joke 678
You might be a redneck if your dog wants you to be the girl tonight.

Redneck Joke 679
You might be a redneck if your doghouse and your living room both have the same shag carpet.

Redneck Joke 680
You might be a redneck if your dog’s collar costs more than the clothes you are wearing.

Redneck Joke 681
You might be a redneck if your dogs kill more animals than you do all hunting season.

Redneck Joke 682
You might be a redneck if your engine is duct-taped to your car.

Redneck Joke 683
You might be a redneck if your excuse for missing your oldest sons graduation is, “Hell woman, you think the crappie bite like this all year?”

Redneck Joke 684
You might be a redneck if your family gathers for Monday Night RAW.

Redneck Joke 685
You might be a redneck if your family reunions consist of ex-wives.

Redneck Joke 686
You might be a redneck if your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company.

Redneck Joke 687
You might be a redneck if your family’s #1 enemy is revenuers.

Redneck Joke 688
You might be a redneck if your father is in the same grade you are.

Redneck Joke 689
You might be a redneck if your father marries someone with the same last name as yours.

Redneck Joke 690
You might be a redneck if your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.

Redneck Joke 691
You might be a redneck if your favorite cap says, “Baby maker.”

Redneck Joke 692
You might be a redneck if your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.

Redneck Joke 693
You might be a redneck if your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.

Redneck Joke 694
You might be a redneck if your favorite event at a wedding is the spittin’ contest.

Redneck Joke 695
You might be a redneck if your favorite fishing hole has more car parts in it than a junk yard.

Redneck Joke 696
You might be a redneck if your favorite fishing lure is TNT.

Redneck Joke 697
You might be a redneck if your favorite mixed drink includes Yoo-Hoo.

Redneck Joke 698
You might be a redneck if your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.

Redneck Joke 699
You might be a redneck if your favorite night of the week is the night before trash day.

Redneck Joke 700
You might be a redneck if your grandma enters wet t-shrit contests.

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Redneck Jokes 501-600

Other Redneck Jokes
Redneck Jokes 1 to 100
Redneck Jokes 101 to 200
Redneck Jokes 201 to 300
Redneck Jokes 301 to 400
Redneck Jokes 401 to 500
Redneck Jokes 501 to 600
Redneck Jokes 601 to 700
Redneck Jokes 701 to 800
Redneck Jokes 801 to 900

Redneck Joke 501
You might be a redneck if you thought the Y2K Bug was a new species of insect.

Redneck Joke 502
You might be a redneck if you throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.

Redneck Joke 503
You might be a redneck if you time your belches to achieve a personal best.

Redneck Joke 504
You might be a redneck if you tip the waiter with change.

Redneck Joke 505
You might be a redneck if you took your coon dogs on your honeymoon.

Redneck Joke 506
You might be a redneck if you took your sister/brother to the prom.

Redneck Joke 507
You might be a redneck if you tried to claim “loss of teeth” as an exemption on your taxes.

Redneck Joke 508
You might be a redneck if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.

Redneck Joke 509
You might be a redneck if you use a gas can to fill up your pick up truck.

Redneck Joke 510
You might be a redneck if you use Armor-All on your leather jacket.

Redneck Joke 511
You might be a redneck if you use baling wire to keep your car door closed.

Redneck Joke 512
You might be a redneck if you use channel locks for a nose hair trimmer.

Redneck Joke 513
You might be a redneck if you use coffee filters when you run out of toilet tissue.

Redneck Joke 514
You might be a redneck if you use dental floss to restring your banjo.

Redneck Joke 515
You might be a redneck if you use duct tape as bikini wax.

Redneck Joke 516
You might be a redneck if you use mason jars to make lamps.

Redneck Joke 517
You might be a redneck if you use old auto parts as a boat anchor.

Redneck Joke 518
You might be a redneck if you use the “O” on the stop sign in front of your house to sight in your new rifle.

Redneck Joke 519
You might be a redneck if you use the car that is broken down in the driveway as a tool shed.

Redneck Joke 520
You might be a redneck if you use the CD-ROM drive on your computer to hold your beer.

Redneck Joke 521
You might be a redneck if you use the shaving cream made for tough beards You might be a redneck if and so does your husband.

Redneck Joke 522
You might be a redneck if you use the word “man” at least four times in each sentence you speak.

Redneck Joke 523
You might be a redneck if you use the word aint a lot.

Redneck Joke 524
You might be a redneck if you use your boxers as a surrender flag.

Redneck Joke 525
You might be a redneck if you use your computer as a stereo.

Redneck Joke 526
You might be a redneck if you use your native language, to cuss at your kids, to cover up the fact that you are a redneck in your native country.

Redneck Joke 527
You might be a redneck if you use your shoe as a tobacco can.

Redneck Joke 528
You might be a redneck if you use your shower curtain as your Prom dress.

Redneck Joke 529
You might be a redneck if you use your water gun as a shower sprayer.

Redneck Joke 530
You might be a redneck if you use your weed whacker as a toothpick.

Redneck Joke 531
You might be a redneck if you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.

Redneck Joke 532
You might be a redneck if you videotape fishing shows.

Redneck Joke 533
You might be a redneck if you wait all night to shoot one mouse with your grandma’s BB gun.

Redneck Joke 534
You might be a redneck if you wake up in the morning already dressed for work.

Redneck Joke 535
You might be a redneck if you walk the ends off your jeans instead of hemming them.

Redneck Joke 536
You might be a redneck if you wash your truck in a mud puddle.

Redneck Joke 537
You might be a redneck if you watch Jerry Springer to see if any of your relatives are on the show today.

Redneck Joke 538
You might be a redneck if you wear a tank top to your mother’s funeral.

Redneck Joke 539
You might be a redneck if you wear a tube top to a wedding.

Redneck Joke 540
You might be a redneck if you wear camouflage pants with a plaid flannel shirt and combat boots.

Redneck Joke 541
You might be a redneck if you wear flannel shirts no matter what season it is.

Redneck Joke 542
You might be a redneck if you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt.

Redneck Joke 543
You might be a redneck if you wear your Mom’s dress that she wore at her funeral.

Redneck Joke 544
You might be a redneck if you wear your softball uniform even on the days you’re not playing.

Redneck Joke 545
You might be a redneck if you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45’s.

Redneck Joke 546
You might be a redneck if you were allowed to drink beer and date the teacher all through high school.

Redneck Joke 547
You might be a redneck if you were born and raised in a pickup truck.

Redneck Joke 548
You might be a redneck if you were expelled from summer school.

Redneck Joke 549
You might be a redneck if you whistle to get the attention of your waiter or waitress.

Redneck Joke 550
You might be a redneck if you win the lottery and buy a double wide trailer.

Redneck Joke 551
You might be a redneck if you wipe your feet before you walk out of your house.

Redneck Joke 552
You might be a redneck if you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

Redneck Joke 553
You might be a redneck if you won’t get your dog “fixed” because you never no when someone might want him to stud.

Redneck Joke 554
You might be a redneck if you wore camouflage to your wedding.

Redneck Joke 555
You might be a redneck if you wore your Burger King hat to your Prom.

Redneck Joke 556
You might be a redneck if you’re a member of the “Chaw of the Month Club.”

Redneck Joke 557
You might be a redneck if you’re driving a vehicle with no original body parts.

Redneck Joke 558
You might be a redneck if you’re familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark.

Redneck Joke 559
You might be a redneck if you’re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures.

Redneck Joke 560
You might be a redneck if you’re over 30 and still giving other people “wedgies.”

Redneck Joke 561
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Redneck Joke 562
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever accepted an invitation written on a bathroom wall.

Redneck Joke 563
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever attended a dance at the bus station.

Redneck Joke 564
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

Redneck Joke 565
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been asked for your autograph at a rattlesnake roundup.

Redneck Joke 566
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been asked to leave Shoney’s all-you-can-eat breakfast.

Redneck Joke 567
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley.

Redneck Joke 568
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been hunting on a tractor.

Redneck Joke 569
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House.

Redneck Joke 570
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever bought a used cap.

Redneck Joke 571
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.

Redneck Joke 572
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever changed the numbers on your house so the police can’t find you.

Redneck Joke 573
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.

Redneck Joke 574
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.

Redneck Joke 575
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

Redneck Joke 576
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever filled your deer tag on a golf course.

Redneck Joke 577
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever fished from over a fence.

Redneck Joke 578
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever given livestock as a wedding present.

Redneck Joke 579
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.

Redneck Joke 580
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten carbon monoxide poisoning while driving your vehicle.

Redneck Joke 581
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten in fist fight in a laundromat over a dryer.

Redneck Joke 582
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten into a fist fight over a bowling score.

Redneck Joke 583
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had a conversation about truck tires that lasted more than an hour.

Redneck Joke 584
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had sex while wearing work gloves.

Redneck Joke 585
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to appear in court because of your dogs.

Redneck Joke 586
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to move a car seat to make love.

Redneck Joke 587
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.

Redneck Joke 588
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.

Redneck Joke 589
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever heckled during a eulogy.

Redneck Joke 590
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hollered, “Rock the house, Bubba!” during a piano recital.

Redneck Joke 591
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hollered, “You kids quit playin’ on that sheet metal.”

Redneck Joke 592
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever laid rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

Redneck Joke 593
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever lost your wife in a poker game.

Redneck Joke 594
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever made love on a tire swing.

Redneck Joke 595
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever named a child for a good dog.

Redneck Joke 596
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.

Redneck Joke 597
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever participated in a burp-off.

Redneck Joke 598
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.

Redneck Joke 599
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever relieved yourself from a moving vehicle.

Redneck Joke 600
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever shot someone over a mall parking space.

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Redneck Jokes 401-500

Other Redneck Jokes
Redneck Jokes 1 to 100
Redneck Jokes 101 to 200
Redneck Jokes 201 to 300
Redneck Jokes 301 to 400
Redneck Jokes 401 to 500
Redneck Jokes 501 to 600
Redneck Jokes 601 to 700
Redneck Jokes 701 to 800
Redneck Jokes 801 to 900

Redneck Joke 401
You might be a redneck if you shop lift from a yard sale.

Redneck Joke 402
You might be a redneck if you shop-lift from Goodwill.

Redneck Joke 403
You might be a redneck if you show strangers your war wound.

Redneck Joke 404
You might be a redneck if you slam your truck’s door and your 12 gauge makes a new sun roof.

Redneck Joke 405
You might be a redneck if you spend more time with you truck than your family.

Redneck Joke 406
You might be a redneck if you spend most of your time in the laundromat so you can watch TV.

Redneck Joke 407
You might be a redneck if you spend three days in line for Reba tickets.

Redneck Joke 408
You might be a redneck if you spent more money on a souvenir Clint Black shirt, than on your whole wardrobe.

Redneck Joke 409
You might be a redneck if you spit in the skillet to check the temperature.

Redneck Joke 410
You might be a redneck if you spit on your own floor.

Redneck Joke 411
You might be a redneck if you spray crawling bugs with hair spray and light them on fire with a lighter.

Redneck Joke 412
You might be a redneck if you spray-painted your dog hunters orange to, “make him look more decent like.”

Redneck Joke 413
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Redneck Joke 414
You might be a redneck if you stare at a can of orange juice, because it says “concentrate.”

Redneck Joke 415
You might be a redneck if you steal money from the Salvation Army buckets.

Redneck Joke 416
You might be a redneck if you stockpile pork and beans.

Redneck Joke 417
You might be a redneck if you stop picking your nose in traffic long enough to wink at the girl next to you.

Redneck Joke 418
You might be a redneck if you strung Christmas lights on an old truck parked in your yard.

Redneck Joke 419
You might be a redneck if you swallow a minnow just to impress the lady cashier at the local bait shop.

Redneck Joke 420
You might be a redneck if you take a bag to an All-You-Can-Eat bar.

Redneck Joke 421
You might be a redneck if you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

Redneck Joke 422
You might be a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler to church.

Redneck Joke 423
You might be a redneck if you take out a home improvement loan to buy a new camper shell.

Redneck Joke 424
You might be a redneck if you take your car to the repair shop to have the donut tires rotated.

Redneck Joke 425
You might be a redneck if you take your dog on more vacations than your wife!

Redneck Joke 426
You might be a redneck if you take your wife fishing and she out fishes you and all your buddies.

Redneck Joke 427
You might be a redneck if you take your wife to your mistress’s wedding.

Redneck Joke 428
You might be a redneck if you taught your children how to play “Pull My Finger.”

Redneck Joke 429
You might be a redneck if you tell everyone your wife is the reincarnation of Ares, the god of war.

Redneck Joke 430
You might be a redneck if you tell Grandpa he has something in his teeth and he takes them out to see.

Redneck Joke 431
You might be a redneck if you tell your wife to squeal like a pig to start foreplay.

Redneck Joke 432
You might be a redneck if you thing “megabytes” means a good day fishing.

Redneck Joke 433
You might be a redneck if you think “Chablis” is the name of last month’s Playboy centerfold.

Redneck Joke 434
You might be a redneck if you think “harass” are two words.

Redneck Joke 435
You might be a redneck if you think “Hooked on Phonics” is a fishing show.

Redneck Joke 436
You might be a redneck if you think “manual labor” is a Spanish ambassador.

Redneck Joke 437
You might be a redneck if you think “Old Yeller” refers to your brother’s tooth.

Redneck Joke 438
You might be a redneck if you think “Ross Perot” is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early.

Redneck Joke 439
You might be a redneck if you think “social consciousness” means how well you can hold your liquor.

Redneck Joke 440
You might be a redneck if you think “trash TV” is something in your backyard.

Redneck Joke 441
You might be a redneck if you think 2 Pac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

Redneck Joke 442
You might be a redneck if you think 401k is your mother-in-law’s bra size.

Redneck Joke 443
You might be a redneck if you think 7-11 is a grocery store.

Redneck Joke 444
You might be a redneck if you think a canopy goes under the bed instead of over it.

Redneck Joke 445
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

Redneck Joke 446
You might be a redneck if you think a dashboard is the best place to keep your hats.

Redneck Joke 447
You might be a redneck if you think a date is going out mooning people.

Redneck Joke 448
You might be a redneck if you think a hard drive is driving more than one hour.

Redneck Joke 449
You might be a redneck if you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

Redneck Joke 450
You might be a redneck if you think a lava lamp is erotic.

Redneck Joke 451
You might be a redneck if you think a lavatory is a breed of dog.

Redneck Joke 452
You might be a redneck if you think a manicure is some kind of French doctor.

Redneck Joke 453
You might be a redneck if you think a stock tip is advice on wormin’ your hogs.

Redneck Joke 454
You might be a redneck if you think a TV dinner consists of a RC Cola and a moon pie.

Redneck Joke 455
You might be a redneck if you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.

Redneck Joke 456
You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

Redneck Joke 457
You might be a redneck if you think an oil change involves a comb and a bottle of Vitalis.

Redneck Joke 458
You might be a redneck if you think beef jerky and Moon pies are two of the major food groups.

Redneck Joke 459
You might be a redneck if you think beef stroganoff is when the bull is playing with himself.

Redneck Joke 460
You might be a redneck if you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.

Redneck Joke 461
You might be a redneck if you think coming from a broken home means your trailer has a flat.

Redneck Joke 462
You might be a redneck if you think dingle berries are a fruit.

Redneck Joke 463
You might be a redneck if you think dressing up is putting on all your camo.

Redneck Joke 464
You might be a redneck if you think every bottle of wine comes with a screw cap.

Redneck Joke 465
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

Redneck Joke 466
You might be a redneck if you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.

Redneck Joke 467
You might be a redneck if you think garbage pickin’ is a hobby.

Redneck Joke 468
You might be a redneck if you think good china is China without any Chinese people.

Redneck Joke 469
You might be a redneck if you think Iraq is a high performance Camaro.

Redneck Joke 470
You might be a redneck if you think paprika is a Third World country.

Redneck Joke 471
You might be a redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.

Redneck Joke 472
You might be a redneck if you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.

Redneck Joke 473
You might be a redneck if you think ribs come from Europe.

Redneck Joke 474
You might be a redneck if you think safe sex means putting on the emergency brake.

Redneck Joke 475
You might be a redneck if you think that “HANK” of “Hunting with Hank” is a real fine actor (BTW Hank is the dog).

Redneck Joke 476
You might be a redneck if you think that “loaden up the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.

Redneck Joke 477
You might be a redneck if you think that “Winnie-the-Pooh” is something your Granny just left on the rug.

Redneck Joke 478
You might be a redneck if you think that anyone with ten fingers and toes is abnormal.

Redneck Joke 479
You might be a redneck if you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Redneck Joke 480
You might be a redneck if you think that duct tape works better than spot welding.

Redneck Joke 481
You might be a redneck if you think that the apple com-pu-ter is the latest in new fangled tech-o-nol-o-gee.

Redneck Joke 482
You might be a redneck if you think the “Nutcracker” is something you do on the diving board.

Redneck Joke 483
You might be a redneck if you think the Internet is something you use fishing.

Redneck Joke 484
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Redneck Joke 485
You might be a redneck if you think the police can’t see you because your truck is painted camouflage.

Redneck Joke 486
You might be a redneck if you think the quarter horse is the ride outside of Wal-Mart.

Redneck Joke 487
You might be a redneck if you think the Roman Empire has something to do with a cell phone.

Redneck Joke 488
You might be a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it.

Redneck Joke 489
You might be a redneck if you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.

Redneck Joke 490
You might be a redneck if you think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles.

Redneck Joke 491
You might be a redneck if you think the unibomber was a wrestler.

Redneck Joke 492
You might be a redneck if you think the WWF is a romantic sport.

Redneck Joke 493
You might be a redneck if you think the phrase “chicken out” means one of your pets has escaped.

Redneck Joke 494
You might be a redneck if you think truffles are a brand of potato chips.

Redneck Joke 495
You might be a redneck if you think virgin wool comes from ugly sheep.

Redneck Joke 496
You might be a redneck if you think W.W.J.D stands for, “What would Junior do?”

Redneck Joke 497
You might be a redneck if you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

Redneck Joke 498
You might be a redneck if you think your sister is sexier than your wife.

Redneck Joke 499
You might be a redneck if you thought Texas A&M is a root beer made in Texas.

Redneck Joke 500
You might be a redneck if you thought the Sega Dreamcast was a new fishing rod.

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Redneck Jokes 301-400

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Redneck Jokes 801 to 900

Redneck Joke 301
You might be a redneck if you have to mow the hoods of your cars.

Redneck Joke 302
You might be a redneck if you have to steal your neighbor’s paper to see what the date is or you are out of toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 303
You might be a redneck if you have to take out a loan to pay off the tire store.

Redneck Joke 304
You might be a redneck if you have to use a ladder to get in your truck.

Redneck Joke 305
You might be a redneck if you have to watch for cow patties when you play golf.

Redneck Joke 306
You might be a redneck if you have two pairs of jeans, and six pairs of boots.

Redneck Joke 307
You might be a redneck if you have used a potato peeler to remove a corn.

Redneck Joke 308
You might be a redneck if you have used a rag as a gas cap.

Redneck Joke 309
You might be a redneck if you have your t.v on top of empty beer cans and call it recycling.

Redneck Joke 310
You might be a redneck if you hear a siren and your first instinct is to hide.

Redneck Joke 311
You might be a redneck if you hear someone mention the depression and you think they are talking about when Bubba’s Market ran out of Skoal.

Redneck Joke 312
You might be a redneck if you heard that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so you moved.

Redneck Joke 313
You might be a redneck if you help booby trap your family’s marijuana crop.

Redneck Joke 314
You might be a redneck if you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

Redneck Joke 315
You might be a redneck if you hunt deer from a moving vehicle.

Redneck Joke 316
You might be a redneck if you inherited a Styrofoam cooler.

Redneck Joke 317
You might be a redneck if you itch your butt in front of your wife.

Redneck Joke 318
You might be a redneck if you join the army for the free uniform.

Redneck Joke 319
You might be a redneck if you just hate getting strip searched by the guard every time you go visit your cousin Bubba.

Redneck Joke 320
You might be a redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.

Redneck Joke 321
You might be a redneck if you keep all your guns in a fire-proof locked safe and everything else out in the open.

Redneck Joke 322
You might be a redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.

Redneck Joke 323
You might be a redneck if you keep your fingernails long to open you snuff can.

Redneck Joke 324
You might be a redneck if you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year’s Eve party.

Redneck Joke 325
You might be a redneck if you know all the verses to the “Hee Haw” song.

Redneck Joke 326
You might be a redneck if you know exactly how long it takes for pizza to get fuzzy in the fridge.

Redneck Joke 327
You might be a redneck if you know exactly how many cans of spray paint it takes to paint a 1976 full size Chevy truck.

Redneck Joke 328
You might be a redneck if you know how to milk a goat.

Redneck Joke 329
You might be a redneck if you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap.

Redneck Joke 330
You might be a redneck if you know what a jockey lot is and you go more than once a week.

Redneck Joke 331
You might be a redneck if you know which leaf is best to use when you’re out of toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 332
You might be a redneck if you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.

Redneck Joke 333
You might be a redneck if you learned the alphabet by eating Campbell’s alphabet soup.

Redneck Joke 334
You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Redneck Joke 335
You might be a redneck if you live in El Reno, Oklahoma.

Redneck Joke 336
You might be a redneck if you look both ways before crossing a one way street.

Redneck Joke 337
You might be a redneck if you made your fishing pole outta popcicle sticks.

Redneck Joke 338
You might be a redneck if you make change in the offering plate.

Redneck Joke 339
You might be a redneck if you make your dogs sleep on top of the house in the rain because you can’t afford to patch the roof.

Redneck Joke 340
You might be a redneck if you miss your 5th grade graduation because your are called for jury duty.

Redneck Joke 341
You might be a redneck if you must go through more than 2 gates to get to your home.

Redneck Joke 342
You might be a redneck if you name your children after the cars they were conceived in.

Redneck Joke 343
You might be a redneck if you name your dogs after your favorite “Playboy” centerfold.

Redneck Joke 344
You might be a redneck if you need a truck to move your barbecue.

Redneck Joke 345
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card before you get a “freebie” at the House of Tattoos.

Redneck Joke 346
You might be a redneck if you nick-name children “possum” and “critter.”

Redneck Joke 347
You might be a redneck if you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.

Redneck Joke 348
You might be a redneck if you not only pass the beans at the supper table but your teeth so Billy Bob can chew them also.

Redneck Joke 349
You might be a redneck if you open beer bottles with your belt buckle.

Redneck Joke 350
You might be a redneck if you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income.

Redneck Joke 351
You might be a redneck if you own a badly made, ugly gun cabinet that you made in wood shop.

Redneck Joke 352
You might be a redneck if you own a denim leisure suit.

Redneck Joke 353
You might be a redneck if you own a flamingo with buckshot holes in it.

Redneck Joke 354
You might be a redneck if you own a pair of cut-offs made from double-knit pants.

Redneck Joke 355
You might be a redneck if you own a trophy that includes the words “cow chip toss” on it.

Redneck Joke 356
You might be a redneck if you own every Box Car Willie album.

Redneck Joke 357
You might be a redneck if you own half a pickup truck.

Redneck Joke 358
You might be a redneck if you own more than 5 trucks that you need ladders to get into.

Redneck Joke 359
You might be a redneck if you own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

Redneck Joke 360
You might be a redneck if you painted your truck camouflage and now you can’t find it.

Redneck Joke 361
You might be a redneck if you participate in a “Who can spit tobacco the farthest?” contest.

Redneck Joke 362
You might be a redneck if you pave your parking spot just because your neighbor calls you a red neck.

Redneck Joke 363
You might be a redneck if you pawned your grandfather’s pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend.

Redneck Joke 364
You might be a redneck if you play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey and get four teeth kicked out.

Redneck Joke 365
You might be a redneck if you played the banjo in your high school band.

Redneck Joke 366
You might be a redneck if you practice your cow chip throwing techniques while they’re still fresh.

Redneck Joke 367
You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Redneck Joke 368
You might be a redneck if you proposed in a Denny’s.

Redneck Joke 369
You might be a redneck if you pull one of your dogs loose teeth and keep it to have something to remember him by.

Redneck Joke 370
You might be a redneck if you pull the legs off of fly’s then toss them into the air to see how long it takes them to “crash land”.

Redneck Joke 371
You might be a redneck if you punish your children by taking away their chewing tobacco.

Redneck Joke 372
You might be a redneck if you purposely feed the cockroaches.

Redneck Joke 373
You might be a redneck if you put a 5 dollar bill in a pop machine.

Redneck Joke 374
You might be a redneck if you put a corn cob on a screwdriver and call it a back-scratcher

Redneck Joke 375
You might be a redneck if you put a sign up that says “Billy Bob & Sally wedding —>” on a cardboard sign in spray paint nailed to a tree.

Redneck Joke 376
You might be a redneck if you put mud grips on your new Cadillac.

Redneck Joke 377
You might be a redneck if you quit your job because deer season’s fixin’ to start.

Redneck Joke 378
You might be a redneck if you rake your carpet because the sweeper motor is being used for your truck.

Redneck Joke 379
You might be a redneck if you refer to deer hunting as a religion.

Redneck Joke 380
You might be a redneck if you refer to Wal mart as going to the mall.

Redneck Joke 381
You might be a redneck if you refer to your beer gut as “the old tool shed.”

Redneck Joke 382
You might be a redneck if you refer to your dog as your youngest.

Redneck Joke 383
You might be a redneck if you refer to your wife and mother-in-law as “dual air bags.”

Redneck Joke 384
You might be a redneck if you refuse to shave or bathe until you’ve bagged your first deer of the season.

Redneck Joke 385
You might be a redneck if you refuse to slide in softball because you don’t want to crush your cigarettes.

Redneck Joke 386
You might be a redneck if you regularly see kinfolks on “America’s Most Wanted.”

Redneck Joke 387
You might be a redneck if you repaint your pink flamingo every spring You might be a redneck if but not your house.

Redneck Joke 388
You might be a redneck if you re-use dental floss to save money.

Redneck Joke 389
You might be a redneck if you run a garden hose from outside, through a window to fill your indoor hot tub.

Redneck Joke 390
You might be a redneck if you sat on your roof with a loaded gun waiting for twelve midnight to roll around on Y2K.

Redneck Joke 391
You might be a redneck if you save cooking grease in a coffee can.

Redneck Joke 392
You might be a redneck if you say “I tell you wut!” more than 3 times a day.

Redneck Joke 393
You might be a redneck if you scratch your butt at night and smell your hand in the morning.

Redneck Joke 394
You might be a redneck if you secretly get your firewood from your neighbor’s yard.

Redneck Joke 395
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says “dip in road” and you stop to see what flavor it is.

Redneck Joke 396
You might be a redneck if you see your grandmother naked and it turns you on.

Redneck Joke 397
You might be a redneck if you select a date’s corsage to match her tattoo.

Redneck Joke 398
You might be a redneck if you send your kid in for treatment because you think he’s hooked on phonics.

Redneck Joke 399
You might be a redneck if you shave your beard and find a French fry.

Redneck Joke 400
You might be a redneck if you have to slide out of the passenger side of your truck because the driver’s side door is jammed.

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Redneck Jokes 201 to 300

Other Redneck Jokes
Redneck Jokes 1 to 100
Redneck Jokes 101 to 200
Redneck Jokes 201 to 300
Redneck Jokes 301 to 400
Redneck Jokes 401 to 500
Redneck Jokes 501 to 600
Redneck Jokes 601 to 700
Redneck Jokes 701 to 800
Redneck Jokes 801 to 900

Redneck Joke 201
You might be a redneck if you get a ticket cause you got a confederate flag as a front license plate.

Redneck Joke 202
You might be a redneck if you get drunk while mowing the grass.

Redneck Joke 203
You might be a redneck if you get kicked out of the KKK for being a bigot.

Redneck Joke 204
You might be a redneck if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.

Redneck Joke 205
You might be a redneck if you get turned on when your wife/girlfriend shoots an armadillo.

Redneck Joke 206
You might be a redneck if you get your 4-wheel drive stuck.

Redneck Joke 207
You might be a redneck if you give Tic-Tacs out at Christmas instead of candy canes.

Redneck Joke 208
You might be a redneck if you give your best bud a carton of cigarettes as a wedding gift.

Redneck Joke 209
You might be a redneck if you go coon hunting with a spot light instead of a dog.

Redneck Joke 210
You might be a redneck if you go into an auto parts store and tell them you need a part for your Chevy and when they ask you make and model you answer, “They’re all the same.”

Redneck Joke 211
You might be a redneck if you go to a bar to cheer on your mother in mud wrestling.

Redneck Joke 212
You might be a redneck if you go to a drive through the person at the window asks you to shut off your engine because it’s too loud.

Redneck Joke 213
You might be a redneck if you go to a drive through you have to open your door because your window hasn’t rolled down in 5 years.

Redneck Joke 214
You might be a redneck if you go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.

Redneck Joke 215
You might be a redneck if you go to strip joints for family reunions.

Redneck Joke 216
You might be a redneck if you go to the bank for a loan and the loan officer asks to see the stock you have listed as collateral, so you bring in the three hogs you bought last month at the auction.

Redneck Joke 217
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunions looking for a date.

Redneck Joke 218
You might be a redneck if you got more antennas on your truck than the local TV station.

Redneck Joke 219
You might be a redneck if you got your pickup truck from a lake.

Redneck Joke 220
You might be a redneck if you grandmother spits farther than you.

Redneck Joke 221
You might be a redneck if you had a receding hairline in the 6th grade.

Redneck Joke 222
You might be a redneck if you had to buy an 18-Wheeler for family vacations.

Redneck Joke 223
You might be a redneck if you had to call the police department to get your flare gun back.

Redneck Joke 224
You might be a redneck if you had to hitchhike on your honeymoon.

Redneck Joke 225
You might be a redneck if you had your own parking space in Jr High.

Redneck Joke 226
You might be a redneck if you hang pickled eggs and pop-tops from your Christmas tree.

Redneck Joke 227
You might be a redneck if you have 10 cars in your front yard and only once of them isn’t on blocks and the engine works.

Redneck Joke 228
You might be a redneck if you have 500 men working under you and you cut grass at the cemetery.

Redneck Joke 229
You might be a redneck if you have a “church” cap.

Redneck Joke 230
You might be a redneck if you have a beer cooler on your riding lawn mower.

Redneck Joke 231
You might be a redneck if you have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table.

Redneck Joke 232
You might be a redneck if you have a bumper sticker that says, “Kiss the crack below my back.”

Redneck Joke 233
You might be a redneck if you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student” at the local junior high.

Redneck Joke 234
You might be a redneck if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool whip on the side.

Redneck Joke 235
You might be a redneck if you have a Confederate flag for bed sheets.

Redneck Joke 236
You might be a redneck if you have a cow tied to the front bumper of your broken down Chevy truck as a pet.

Redneck Joke 237
You might be a redneck if you have a grave in your yard.

Redneck Joke 238
You might be a redneck if you have a gun rack on the back of your bicycle.

Redneck Joke 239
You might be a redneck if you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.

Redneck Joke 240
You might be a redneck if you have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.

Redneck Joke 241
You might be a redneck if you have a house that’s mobile and 16 cars that aren’t.

Redneck Joke 242
You might be a redneck if you have a motor swinging from a tree in your yard,a dog tied to the fence post,and someone sitting in a rocking chair that’s over 75 and has a Remingtom 12 gauge ,a spit cup, and Copenhagen in the back pocket.

Redneck Joke 243
You might be a redneck if you have a pallet in your yard with tires stacked on it.

Redneck Joke 244
You might be a redneck if you have a peeing contest with your wife and she wins.

Redneck Joke 245
You might be a redneck if you have a personal account of a UFO sighting.

Redneck Joke 246
You might be a redneck if you have a piece of cardboard that says “No Trespassing” beside your front door.

Redneck Joke 247
You might be a redneck if you have a rebel flag displayed on your truck.

Redneck Joke 248
You might be a redneck if you have a Rebel flag in your front yard!

Redneck Joke 249
You might be a redneck if you have a sign hanging in your living room that says “We interrupt this marriage to bring you deer season”

Redneck Joke 250
You might be a redneck if you have a sign on your front door explaining house rules and liability.

Redneck Joke 251
You might be a redneck if you have a tattoo that says “I Love My Mommy” and mommy is spelled wrong.

Redneck Joke 252
You might be a redneck if you have a transmission in your bathtub.

Redneck Joke 253
You might be a redneck if you have a trophy from a tractor pull.

Redneck Joke 254
You might be a redneck if you have a working television on top of a broken one.

Redneck Joke 255
You might be a redneck if you have an above ground pool and you fish in it.

Redneck Joke 256
You might be a redneck if you have an air-conditioner on your front porch.

Redneck Joke 257
You might be a redneck if you have an aunt-mom and uncle dad.

Redneck Joke 258
You might be a redneck if you have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

Redneck Joke 259
You might be a redneck if you have at least five hunting dogs in your bed at night.

Redneck Joke 260
You might be a redneck if you have beer cans all over your yard.

Redneck Joke 261
You might be a redneck if you have ever asked your dad for the keys to his Mack.

Redneck Joke 262
You might be a redneck if you have ever been evicted from a place you own.

Redneck Joke 263
You might be a redneck if you have ever been too drunk to fish.

Redneck Joke 264
You might be a redneck if you have ever carried leftovers home in your handbag.

Redneck Joke 265
You might be a redneck if you have ever had to gift-wrap a tire.

Redneck Joke 266
You might be a redneck if you have ever made a frog-gigging spear.

Redneck Joke 267
You might be a redneck if you have ever mowed the grass and found a car.

Redneck Joke 268
You might be a redneck if you have ever opened a beer bottle with your truck door.

Redneck Joke 269
You might be a redneck if you have ever peed in the sink cuz your mom was hogging up the outhouse.

Redneck Joke 270
You might be a redneck if you have ever surrendered to the police in exchange for cigarettes.

Redneck Joke 271
You might be a redneck if you have ever taken lawn furniture to a drive-in.

Redneck Joke 272
You might be a redneck if you have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon.

Redneck Joke 273
You might be a redneck if you have ever used a turkey baser bulb to get something out of your ear.

Redneck Joke 274
You might be a redneck if you have ever used spit tobacco as a fish attractant.

Redneck Joke 275
You might be a redneck if you have ever worn camo to a funeral.

Redneck Joke 276
You might be a redneck if you have gotten a warning to remove vehicles from your own back yard.

Redneck Joke 277
You might be a redneck if you have grease under your toenails.

Redneck Joke 278
You might be a redneck if you have more deer heads on your wall than family portraits.

Redneck Joke 279
You might be a redneck if you have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house.

Redneck Joke 280
You might be a redneck if you have more insurance on your hunting dog than you do on your house.

Redneck Joke 281
You might be a redneck if you have more than 3 family members by the name of Billy Bob.

Redneck Joke 282
You might be a redneck if you have more than 4 vehicles up on blocks in your yard.

Redneck Joke 283
You might be a redneck if you have more than 5 fast food bags in your car.

Redneck Joke 284
You might be a redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

Redneck Joke 285
You might be a redneck if you have more things with Hank Williams Jr.’s name on them than your own.

Redneck Joke 286
You might be a redneck if you have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs.

Redneck Joke 287
You might be a redneck if you have no idea who the President is but you can name five NASCAR drivers in a single belch.

Redneck Joke 288
You might be a redneck if you have sheep in your backyard because they never, ever tell.

Redneck Joke 289
You might be a redneck if you have stuffed heads from the following: deer, a moose, a mallard, a Siamese cat, a largemouth bass, and your mother-in-law.

Redneck Joke 290
You might be a redneck if you have the bail bondsman on speed dial.

Redneck Joke 291
You might be a redneck if you have the entire WWF slurpie cup collection proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailer.

Redneck Joke 292
You might be a redneck if you have the same meal for a week straight.

Redneck Joke 293
You might be a redneck if you have three first names.

Redneck Joke 294
You might be a redneck if you have three kids named: Peggy Sue, Peggy Jean, & Billy Bob.

Redneck Joke 295
You might be a redneck if you have to camouflage your best crops when a helicopter flies over.

Redneck Joke 296
You might be a redneck if you have to change gears in your pickup by opening the hood and moving the gear arm, then jump back in before the truck drives off without you.

Redneck Joke 297
You might be a redneck if you have to climb the town’s water tower to save your sister’s honor.

Redneck Joke 298
You might be a redneck if you have to fill your toilet up with lake water to use the bathroom.

Redneck Joke 299
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

Redneck Joke 300
You might be a redneck if you have to keep a step ladder handy to open your truck door for your girlfriend.

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Redneck Jokes 101 to 200

Other Redneck Jokes
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Redneck Jokes 101 to 200
Redneck Jokes 201 to 300
Redneck Jokes 301 to 400
Redneck Jokes 401 to 500
Redneck Jokes 501 to 600
Redneck Jokes 601 to 700
Redneck Jokes 701 to 800
Redneck Jokes 801 to 900

Redneck Joke 101
You might be a redneck if there’s graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.

Redneck Joke 102
You might be a redneck if there’s no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents.

Redneck Joke 103
You might be a redneck if three-fourths of all the clothes you own have logos on them.

Redneck Joke 104
You might be a redneck if truck drivers tell your wife to watch her language.

Redneck Joke 105
You might be a redneck if turning on your lights involves pulling a string.

Redneck Joke 106
You might be a redneck if when describing your kids, you use the phrase “dumb as a brick.”

Redneck Joke 107
You might be a redneck if when finally mowing your lawn, you find an engine block you didn’t know was there.

Redneck Joke 108
You might be a redneck if when someone asks to see your kids you show them the goats.

Redneck Joke 109
You might be a redneck if when you brought your baby home, it slept in a dresser drawer.

Redneck Joke 110
You might be a redneck if when you buy your new bride a burned down trailer and tell her you’re gonna “fix it up a little” (true story).

Redneck Joke 111
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is how to lose them.

Redneck Joke 112
You might be a redneck if when you think of the planet Saturn you think of your mother-in-law at the same time.

Redneck Joke 113
You might be a redneck if when you were younger you sold fresh, cold pee as ice-cold lemonade.

Redneck Joke 114
You might be a redneck if you actually know what “puked a motor” means.

Redneck Joke 115
You might be a redneck if you always start a story with “Y’ all aint gonna believe this!”

Redneck Joke 116
You might be a redneck if you always thought “Guns and Roses” was something you get for your anniversary.

Redneck Joke 117
You might be a redneck if you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill.

Redneck Joke 118
You might be a redneck if you and your best friend paint flames on your car and it looks better.

Redneck Joke 119
You might be a redneck if you and your dad share the same mistress.

Redneck Joke 120
You might be a redneck if you and your dad walk to school together because you are in the same grade.

Redneck Joke 121
You might be a redneck if you and your dog have the same toilet.

Redneck Joke 122
You might be a redneck if you and your son compete for the only single gal in town with all her teeth.

Redneck Joke 123
You might be a redneck if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.

Redneck Joke 124
You might be a redneck if you are famous for your impression of a dog choking on a chicken bone.

Redneck Joke 125
You might be a redneck if you are naked on laundry day.

Redneck Joke 126
You might be a redneck if you are the youngest in the family and the first to graduate.

Redneck Joke 127
You might be a redneck if you ask for the honeymoon suite at the Motel 6.

Redneck Joke 128
You might be a redneck if you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”

Redneck Joke 129
You might be a redneck if you ask what’s for dinner and your wife props her legs on the table and says “crabs”.

Redneck Joke 130
You might be a redneck if you attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops.

Redneck Joke 131
You might be a redneck if you base the purchase of a refrigerator on how many cases of beer it holds.

Redneck Joke 132
You might be a redneck if you bathe your cat in the toilet.

Redneck Joke 133
You might be a redneck if you borrow a sleeveless T-shirt from your Mom.

Redneck Joke 134
You might be a redneck if you bought your best pair of shoes off the impulse rack by the register.

Redneck Joke 135
You might be a redneck if you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.

Redneck Joke 136
You might be a redneck if you bring a video camera to a funeral.

Redneck Joke 137
You might be a redneck if you bring home from school a certificate as “The Best Reader in the Fourth Grade” for three years in a row.

Redneck Joke 138
You might be a redneck if you bum a dip from your mother.

Redneck Joke 139
You might be a redneck if you bum a pinch of chew from your girlfriend.

Redneck Joke 140
You might be a redneck if you bum a smoke from your third grade kid.

Redneck Joke 141
You might be a redneck if you burn your lawn instead of mowing it.

Redneck Joke 142
You might be a redneck if you buy a padded headboard to practice safe sex.

Redneck Joke 143
You might be a redneck if you buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives.

Redneck Joke 144
You might be a redneck if you buy something you already have.

Redneck Joke 145
You might be a redneck if you buy your china as a grocery store special every week.

Redneck Joke 146
You might be a redneck if you buy your wife camouflage lingerie.

Redneck Joke 147
You might be a redneck if you call a chicken a yard bird.

Redneck Joke 148
You might be a redneck if you call fast food hitting a deer at 60mph.

Redneck Joke 149
You might be a redneck if you call toilet paper a leaf and a toilet a bucket.

Redneck Joke 150
You might be a redneck if you call your boss “dude.”

Redneck Joke 151
You might be a redneck if you call your wife “ma” and want her to call you “pa.”

Redneck Joke 152
You might be a redneck if you can eat an ear of corn and spell “Home Sweet Home” on it.

Redneck Joke 153
You might be a redneck if you can entertain yourself for more then an hour with a fly swatter.

Redneck Joke 154
You might be a redneck if you can grunt like a deer and you are proud of it.

Redneck Joke 155
You might be a redneck if you can recite your vowels in one burp.

Redneck Joke 156
You might be a redneck if you can see all your family members when you’re in your own bed.

Redneck Joke 157
You might be a redneck if you can spit tobacco juice through the holes in your truck’s floorboard.

Redneck Joke 158
You might be a redneck if you can’t keep your cats out of your car at night because the interior smells like fried chicken.

Redneck Joke 159
You might be a redneck if you can’t marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Redneck Joke 160
You might be a redneck if you can’t visit relatives without getting mud on your tires.

Redneck Joke 161
You might be a redneck if you can’t work on Thursday night or you’ll miss smack-down.

Redneck Joke 162
You might be a redneck if you carry a gun to the store “just in case the car breaks down and a stranger approaches to help.”

Redneck Joke 163
You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick.

Redneck Joke 164
You might be a redneck if you clean your house with a water hose.

Redneck Joke 165
You might be a redneck if you clean your toilet with the tooth brush that you use every day.

Redneck Joke 166
You might be a redneck if you consider tattooing a do-it-yourself job.

Redneck Joke 167
You might be a redneck if you consider yourself the black sheep of the family because you are the only one not living in a trailer house.

Redneck Joke 168
You might be a redneck if you cook perogies in beer.

Redneck Joke 169
You might be a redneck if you cut your toenails in front of company.

Redneck Joke 170
You might be a redneck if you cut your wedding cake with a chain saw.

Redneck Joke 171
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school.

Redneck Joke 172
You might be a redneck if you decorate the lawn mower with red Christmas lights at Halloween.

Redneck Joke 173
You might be a redneck if you divorced your 1st. cousin, married your 2nd. cousin and are cheating with your 3rd. cousin.

Redneck Joke 174
You might be a redneck if you don’t have a home phone.

Redneck Joke 175
You might be a redneck if you don’t need a clean shirt to go to work.

Redneck Joke 176
You might be a redneck if you don’t think baseball players spit and scratch too much.

Redneck Joke 177
You might be a redneck if you don’t take a shower for a long time.

Redneck Joke 178
You might be a redneck if you drive across town to see a car wreck.

Redneck Joke 179
You might be a redneck if you drive more than thirty miles to save money on a pack of cigarettes.

Redneck Joke 180
You might be a redneck if you drive through your car port to park your blue Pinto in the backyard.

Redneck Joke 181
You might be a redneck if you drive your tractor along the high way.

Redneck Joke 182
You might be a redneck if you dust furniture with underwear.

Redneck Joke 183
You might be a redneck if you eat your daily road-kill out of the same dirty bowl every night.

Redneck Joke 184
You might be a redneck if you ever been rushed to the emergency room because you swallowed your redman.

Redneck Joke 185
You might be a redneck if you ever fly a kite with a fishing pole.

Redneck Joke 186
You might be a redneck if you ever had a riffle in your back at a wedding.

Redneck Joke 187
You might be a redneck if you ever say “oh yeah I can fix it”.

Redneck Joke 188
You might be a redneck if you ever shot a deer with a tater gun.

Redneck Joke 189
You might be a redneck if you ever told your Mom that she looks sexy in mini skirts.

Redneck Joke 190
You might be a redneck if you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.

Redneck Joke 191
You might be a redneck if you exclaim “Whoo, Doggy , tell ya what!!” when you see your coon hound have pups on your living room floor.

Redneck Joke 192
You might be a redneck if you fall in love with a girl and write “I Love You” using duck tape.

Redneck Joke 193
You might be a redneck if you fill up the bathtub just to test out a fishing lure.

Redneck Joke 194
You might be a redneck if you finally mow your front lawn and you find the pickup truck that you thought was stolen.

Redneck Joke 195
You might be a redneck if you fish coins out of public fountains.

Redneck Joke 196
You might be a redneck if you flick rubber bands at cock roaches.

Redneck Joke 197
You might be a redneck if you floss with barb wire.

Redneck Joke 198
You might be a redneck if you follow the tractor pull circuit.

Redneck Joke 199
You might be a redneck if you found a toy boat in your toilet when you were taking a bath and started playing with it.

Redneck Joke 200
You might be a redneck if you found your wife’s Christmas present along side the road.

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Redneck Joke 01
You might be a redneck if a full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck.

Redneck Joke 02
You might be a redneck if a woman says she’s game, so you shoot her.

Redneck Joke 03
You might be a redneck if all of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch.

Redneck Joke 04
You might be a redneck if all of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes.

Redneck Joke 05
You might be a redneck if all you want for Christmas is deer pee.

Redneck Joke 06
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

Redneck Joke 07
You might be a redneck if any of your children were conceived under a stop light.

Redneck Joke 08
You might be a redneck if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.

Redneck Joke 09
You might be a redneck if any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp.

Redneck Joke 10
You might be a redneck if anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container.

Redneck Joke 11
You might be a redneck if are missing a lot of teeth.

Redneck Joke 12
You might be a redneck if both your house and car are on blocks.

Redneck Joke 13
You might be a redneck if chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns.

Redneck Joke 14
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include “turn off the paved road”

Redneck Joke 15
You might be a redneck if during the wedding ceremony the minister said, “Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?”

Redneck Joke 16
You might be a redneck if everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror.

Redneck Joke 17
You might be a redneck if fine dining is the Waffle House.

Redneck Joke 18
You might be a redneck if for your first anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-mart snack bar.

Redneck Joke 19
You might be a redneck if Friday night is “sneak into the drive-in night”.

Redneck Joke 20
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Redneck Joke 21
You might be a redneck if grass is growing in the floor boards of your car.

Redneck Joke 22
You might be a redneck if Hank Williams, Jr. is your hero.

Redneck Joke 23
You might be a redneck if hot dogs and pork-n-beans are your favorite Sunday night dinner.

Redneck Joke 24
You might be a redneck if the dashboard of your work vehicle is covered with empty cigarette cartons and Mountain Dew bottles

Redneck Joke 25
You might be a redneck if you think hocking loogies onto oncoming vehicles should be an Olympic sport.

Redneck Joke 26
You might be a redneck if in preparation for your upcoming wedding, your register your Tupperware pattern.

Redneck Joke 27
You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.

Redneck Joke 28
You might be a redneck if it took the smartest kid in your 6th-grade class three times to pass his driving test.

Redneck Joke 29
You might be a redneck if it took you twenty years to figure out how to add single digit numbers.

Redneck Joke 30
You might be a redneck if it’s impossible to see food stains on the fabric of your work uniform.

Redneck Joke 31
You might be a redneck if Jack Daniel’s makes your list of most admired people.

Redneck Joke 32
You might be a redneck if making beer is a neighborhood project.

Redneck Joke 33
You might be a redneck if no matter how you clean your hands, the dirt under your nails won’t come off.

Redneck Joke 34
You might be a redneck if none of these jokes are making sense to you.

Redneck Joke 35
You might be a redneck if on cold nights, your dog sleeps on the bed and your wife doesn’t.

Redneck Joke 36
You might be a redneck if on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Redneck Joke 37
You might be a redneck if on the 4th of July you spend it at the waffle house beside a drunk while waiting to get your pastor out of jail (true story).

Redneck Joke 38
You might be a redneck if one of your fantasies involves a bulldozer.

Redneck Joke 39
You might be a redneck if people come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.

Redneck Joke 40
You might be a redneck if people don’t recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.

Redneck Joke 41
You might be a redneck if people hear your car a long time before they see it.

Redneck Joke 42
You might be a redneck if PMS stands for “Parent Medical System.”

Redneck Joke 43
You might be a redneck if Rocky Top is your favorite song (for all the Vols fans!).

Redneck Joke 44
You might be a redneck if somebody says, “HO DOWN” and your wife falls to the ground!!

Redneck Joke 45
You might be a redneck if someone accuses you of lying through your tooth.

Redneck Joke 46
You might be a redneck if someone asks, “Where’s your bowling bag?” and you answer, “She’s at home with the kids.”

Redneck Joke 47
You might be a redneck if someone can circumcise you by kicking your little sister in the jaw.

Redneck Joke 48
You might be a redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.

Redneck Joke 49
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

Redneck Joke 50
You might be a redneck if that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

Redneck Joke 51
You might be a redneck if that white tailed deer is being paid 10 bucks an hour to stand on a ladder behind your wall and stick his head in.

Redneck Joke 52
You might be a redneck if the air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago.

Redneck Joke 53
You might be a redneck if the auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts.

Redneck Joke 54
You might be a redneck if the best 5 years of your life were in the second grade.

Redneck Joke 55
You might be a redneck if the biggest city you’ve ever been to is Wal-Mart.

Redneck Joke 56
You might be a redneck if the bouquet at your wedding was stolen from a cemetery.

Redneck Joke 57
You might be a redneck if the church social committee is afraid to meet at your house.

Redneck Joke 58
You might be a redneck if the emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name.

Redneck Joke 59
You might be a redneck if the fairground’s main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest!

Redneck Joke 60
You might be a redneck if the figures on your wedding cake wore overalls.

Redneck Joke 61
You might be a redneck if the first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, “Where’s the nearest liquor store?”

Redneck Joke 62
You might be a redneck if the first thing you do in the morning is check your critter trap, and you’re disappointed when it is empty.

Redneck Joke 63
You might be a redneck if the flood history of your area can be seen on your living room walls.

Redneck Joke 64
You might be a redneck if the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne.

Redneck Joke 65
You might be a redneck if the front license plate of your car has the words “Foxy Lady” written in airbrush.

Redneck Joke 66
You might be a redneck if the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart.

Redneck Joke 67
You might be a redneck if the gazebo in your yard is bigger than your trailer.

Redneck Joke 68
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your day is finding the prize in a Cracker Jack box.

Redneck Joke 69
You might be a redneck if the hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house.

Redneck Joke 70
You might be a redneck if the landscaping in your front yard is broken down cars.

Redneck Joke 71
You might be a redneck if the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.

Redneck Joke 72
You might be a redneck if the library in your city ran out of the book “The ABC’s of Belching”.

Redneck Joke 73
You might be a redneck if the Marlboro man is your idol.

Redneck Joke 74
You might be a redneck if the most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is “What the hell are you looking’ at Diphead?”

Redneck Joke 75
You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is “someone go jiggle the handle.”

Redneck Joke 76
You might be a redneck if the nearest liquor store is brewing in your basement.

Redneck Joke 77
You might be a redneck if the newspaper (the business) is the community toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 78
You might be a redneck if the only songs you know on guitar are Lynard Skynard songs.

Redneck Joke 79
You might be a redneck if the other 13 trailers out back of yours belong to your children and their families.

Redneck Joke 80
You might be a redneck if the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door.

Redneck Joke 81
You might be a redneck if the police are looking for you in a brown truck so you wiped off the mud a bit so they wouldn’t recognize you.

Redneck Joke 82
You might be a redneck if the receptionist is responsible for checking the rat traps at your place of business.

Redneck Joke 83
You might be a redneck if the Salvation Army comes to your house and takes the wrong furniture.

Redneck Joke 84
You might be a redneck if the seats in your car are also your living room furniture.

Redneck Joke 85
You might be a redneck if the strongest smell in your house is butane.

Redneck Joke 86
You might be a redneck if the tailgate on your truck is also your lawn furniture.

Redneck Joke 87
You might be a redneck if the town policeman stops by so much, you know his 5th grade GPA.

Redneck Joke 88
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.

Redneck Joke 89
You might be a redneck if the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway.

Redneck Joke 90
You might be a redneck if the words Nascar, tire, dog or shotgun appeared in your wedding vows.

Redneck Joke 91
You might be a redneck if there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house.

Redneck Joke 92
You might be a redneck if there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.

Redneck Joke 93
You might be a redneck if there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.

Redneck Joke 94
You might be a redneck if there are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.

Redneck Joke 95
You might be a redneck if there are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed.

Redneck Joke 96
You might be a redneck if there is a restraining order on your pets.

Redneck Joke 97
You might be a redneck if there is anyone named Cletus in your family.

Redneck Joke 98
You might be a redneck if there is bungee cord holding your bumper on to your car.

Redneck Joke 99
You might be a redneck if there is more carpet on your toilet than on your floors.

Redneck Joke 100
You might be a redneck if there is trophy in your house with the word “spitting” on it.

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Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey, Tommy Ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?”

“Jus’ some chickens.”

“If I guess how many there are, can I have one?”

“I’ll give you both of them.”

“OK. Ummmmm, five?”

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