White Jokes

Not looking for Funny BNP Jokes, try the BNP Policies Debate for discussing the BNP.

British National Party Joke 1
A former BNP security officer has been fined for naming 12,000 members on the Internet.
Like many of you, I’m also shitting myself that my names popped up

British National Party Joke 2
A member of the BNP was rushed to an NHS hospital following a near fatal car accident.
“I don’t want any chinks, coons or pakis treating me”, he insisted.
Suffice to say, the daft cunt died.

British National Party Joke 3
After a leaked document was published online, BNP members have been targeted by threats.
Well, I’m in the BNP and I think the fucking threats should be sent back to Threatland.

A few not so politically correct Michael Jackson Jokes. I wasn’t sure if to put this under the Black Jokes
or White Jokes section, what do you think

Michael Jackson Joke 01
Bubbles the chimp will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore!

Michael Jackson Joke 02
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

Michael Jackson Joke 03
Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. God gave her one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe, so God killed Micheal Jackson.

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Redneck Joke 801
You might be a redneck if your sister is also your aunt.

Redneck Joke 802
You might be a redneck if your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction.

Redneck Joke 803
You might be a redneck if your sister/brother is also your cousin.

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Redneck Joke 701
You might be a redneck if your favorite place is your deer stand.

Redneck Joke 702
You might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it.

Redneck Joke 703
You might be a redneck if your favorite restaurant has the word “eats” anywhere in the name.

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Redneck Joke 601
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever slow danced at a Waffle House.

Redneck Joke 602
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard.

Redneck Joke 603
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper.

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Redneck Joke 501
You might be a redneck if you thought the Y2K Bug was a new species of insect.

Redneck Joke 502
You might be a redneck if you throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.

Redneck Joke 503
You might be a redneck if you time your belches to achieve a personal best.

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Redneck Joke 401
You might be a redneck if you shop lift from a yard sale.

Redneck Joke 402
You might be a redneck if you shop-lift from Goodwill.

Redneck Joke 403
You might be a redneck if you show strangers your war wound.

Redneck Joke 404
You might be a redneck if you slam your truck’s door and your 12 gauge makes a new sun roof.

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Redneck Joke 301
You might be a redneck if you have to mow the hoods of your cars.

Redneck Joke 302
You might be a redneck if you have to steal your neighbor’s paper to see what the date is or you are out of toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 303
You might be a redneck if you have to take out a loan to pay off the tire store.

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Redneck Joke 201
You might be a redneck if you get a ticket cause you got a confederate flag as a front license plate.

Redneck Joke 202
You might be a redneck if you get drunk while mowing the grass.

Redneck Joke 203
You might be a redneck if you get kicked out of the KKK for being a bigot.

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Redneck Joke 101
You might be a redneck if there’s graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.

Redneck Joke 102
You might be a redneck if there’s no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents.

Redneck Joke 103
You might be a redneck if three-fourths of all the clothes you own have logos on them.

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Redneck Joke 01
You might be a redneck if a full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck.

Redneck Joke 02
You might be a redneck if a woman says she’s game, so you shoot her.

Redneck Joke 03
You might be a redneck if all of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch.

Here’s some funny white jokes, was quite hard to find these and interestingly people are asking for funny white jokes on forums and places like Yahoo answers only to be called racists and that they shouldn’t be asking for this type of racist jokes!

In comparison there are dedicated sites to black jokes and not seen any complaints on those sites I collected black jokes from (update: getting plenty of complaints at the pages I added Black Jokes to though!).

Also some of these are rehashed black jokes so if you know some really good white jokes PLEASE post it in the comments below.