Yo mamas

A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”

Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

The first set of free funny Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR

Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.