Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Daddy Joke 1
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.

Yo Daddy Joke 2
Yo daddy dick so lil if your mom was an ant she still couldn’t play with it.

Yo Daddy Joke 3
Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.

Yo Daddy Joke 4
Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!

Yo Daddy Joke 5
yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 01
Yo momma so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 02
Yo momma so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 03
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 04
Yo momma so fat at when she weared a yellow jacket out everyone yelled out TAXI

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 05
Yo momma so fat dat she jumped and a earthquake happened

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Funny Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree

Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat that she dont need no airoplane to get to china she just jumps up and down

Yo momma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic

Yo momma so fat that she makes the grand cayon look like a paper cut

Yo momma so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller

If you read the “Yo Mamas So Fat Jokes” page you’ll have seen there’s over 400 user comments (more yo mamma jokes)! You can see that joke page at Yo Mamas So Fat Jokes.

I’ve pulled all the yo mamma jokes from the comments and pasted them below to make them a little easier to read.

Don’t expect them all to be unique, there’s over 800 yo momma jokes (over 11,000 words!!) so there’s bound to be some repeats.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma breath stank so bad she put a tic-tac’s in stock

Yo momma is like a horse i tell that bitch when to go and stop

Yo Mama Jokes 1
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo Mama Jokes 2
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo Mama Jokes 3
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo Mama Jokes 4
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Mama Jokes 5
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin ?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb – you know your fat, dumb, drunk, crooked-politician lawyer mama, who pleasures 12 inch pianists.

I was nearing the final stages of my college preparation to become an elementary school teacher. During my Junior Year we were required to visit several classrooms of varying grades to get a feel for what we were getting ourselves into.

Males in elementary education are a rarity and I soon learned that the children thought it was really neat to see a male at school that was not the principal. I will never forget my first visit to a kindergarten class room. These little tots were dying to ask me questions and tell me things about themselves.

One little boy raised his hand and I went over to him. He VERY seriously said, “My granddaddy is going to kill himself.”

Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the TiVo, I missed two episodes.

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

Yo Mama’s so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin’.

Yo Mama’s so dumb I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.

Yo Mama’s so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin’ a booty call.

Yo Mama’s so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama’s so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama’s so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo Mama’s so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo' mama so fat, she goes to the beach and she's the only one who gets a tan!