Yo Daddy Joke 1
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.

Yo Daddy Joke 2
Yo daddy dick so lil if your mom was an ant she still couldn’t play with it.

Yo Daddy Joke 3
Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.

Yo Daddy Joke 4
Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!

Yo Daddy Joke 5
yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.

Yo Daddy Joke 6
YO DADDY IS SO UGLY THAT HE SCARED 3 BLIND PEOPLE.

Yo Daddy Joke 7
Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car!

Yo Daddy Joke 8
Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!

Yo Daddy Joke 9
yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Daddy Joke 10
Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!

Yo Daddy Joke 11
yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled”Taxi!!!!!”

Yo Daddy Joke 12
YO Daddy so fat when he walks china has an earth quake.

Yo Daddy Joke 13
Yo daddy so gay. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse.

Yo Daddy Joke 14
yo daddy so got damn dumb when somebody told him that it was chilly out side he came out with a bowl.

Yo Daddy Joke 15
Yo daddy so old he had to stick his dick in the freezer to get a hard-on.

Yo Daddy Joke 16
yo daddy so old Jesus signed his yearbook.

Yo Daddy Joke 17
yo daddy so poor that one day i seen him walking down the street with a can and i said what are you doing and he said moving.

Yo Daddy Joke 18
yo daddy so skinny he can hula-hoop through a cheerio!

Yo Daddy Joke 19
Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”

Yo Daddy Joke 20
yo daddy so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.

Yo Daddy Joke 21
YO DADDY SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD HE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS A PRINCE.

Yo Daddy Joke 22
yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.

Yo Daddy Joke 23
Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.

Yo Daddy Joke 24
Yo daddy’s so fat Alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”

Yo Daddy Joke 25
Yo dad’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.

Yo Daddy Joke 26
Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.

Yo Daddy Joke 27
your daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust.

Yo Daddy Joke 28
YOUR DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA BACK.

Yo Daddy Joke 29
Your daddy so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard.

Yo Daddy Joke 30
your daddy’s so fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 01
Yo momma so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 02
Yo momma so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 03
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 04
Yo momma so fat at when she weared a yellow jacket out everyone yelled out TAXI

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 05
Yo momma so fat dat she jumped and a earthquake happened

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 06
Yo momma so fat dat shes fat

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 07
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 08
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 09
Yo momma so fat even her picture fell off the wall.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 10
Yo momma so fat every time she rolls over its a new year

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 11
Yo momma so fat when there was a yellow bus filled with whit kids she said stop that twinkie

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 12
Yo momma so fat when we went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 13
Yo momma so fat when you called her on your phone you had to pay for long distance

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 14
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 15
Yo momma so fat when you search for Yo Momma so Fat Joke 37
Yo momma so fat jokes on Google there’s an image of her at the top of the results.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 16
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 17
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 18
Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her…

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 19
Yo momma so fat, wait she just is

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 20
Yo momma so fat everytime she turned around its christmas

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 21
Yo momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 22
Yo momma so fat G-D said let there be light so she had to get outa the way

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 23
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 24
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 25
Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 26
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 27
Yo momma so fat her cleavage is harder to climb than K2!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 28
Yo momma so fat her fave food is seconds.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 29
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 30
Yo momma so fat her name is cafe

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 31
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 32
Yo momma so fat her nickname is dang!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 33
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 34
Yo momma so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 35
Yo momma so fat her siarl bowl came with a life gard

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 36
Yo momma so fat her theme song is “Hungry, Hungry Hippos”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 37
Yo momma so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 38
Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 39
Yo momma so fat i could paint her red and use her as a lottery ball

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 40
Yo momma so fat i got lost in her bra

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 41
Yo momma so fat i had to take a plane a bus and a train just to get on her good side lol

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 42
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 43
Yo momma so fat i mistaked her for the schol bus…… Ps thats a fat ass bitch

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 44
Yo momma so fat i ran cerculs around her and had to stop to ask for directions.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 45
Yo momma so fat i started printing a pic of her last xmas and its still printing

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 46
Yo momma so fat i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 47
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 48
Yo momma so fat if u paint her yellow and walk whith her down the street people will say taxi taxi!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 49
Yo momma so fat if u slap her butt u could ride da waves

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 50
Yo momma so fat it took you 9 years to get out of her

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 51
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 52
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 53
Yo momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 54
Yo momma so fat not even jesus could lift up her spirit

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 55
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 56
Yo momma so fat ripleys didnt believe it

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 57
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 58
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 59
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 60
Yo momma so fat she calls the half tonn momma an ant!!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 61
Yo momma so fat she can’t find her pussy

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 62
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 63
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 64
Yo momma so fat she could be the eighth continent.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 65
Yo momma so fat she could go trick or treating at 2 houses at once

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 66
Yo momma so fat she couldn’t make it to the milky way, so she ate one isted

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 67
Yo momma so fat she cut a hole in the cieling so she could watch sky

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 68
Yo momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 69
Yo momma so fat she did a back-flip and kicked jesus

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 70
Yo momma so fat she didn’t evan need a stop sign to stop the cars, she could do it herself, LoL

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 71
Yo momma so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 72
Yo momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 73
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 74
Yo momma so fat she farted and the whole world said Earthquake!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 75
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 76
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 77
Yo momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 78
Yo momma so fat she fell over on the 4th avenue and got up on the 21st.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 79
Yo momma so fat she fits in both sides of the family!!!!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 80
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 81
Yo momma so fat she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 82
Yo momma so fat she got a belly button done but you could not see it

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 83
Yo momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 84
Yo momma so fat she got euros in one pocket and pesos in the other

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 85
Yo momma so fat she got her own solar system

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 86
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock?”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 87
Yo momma so fat she got knocked over by a car and said who threw that fucking stone

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 88
Yo momma so fat she got locked in Mcdonalds and she starved to death

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 89
Yo momma so fat she got no where else to go..

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 90
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 91
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 92
Yo momma so fat she had to get babtised in the ocean

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 93
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 94
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 95
Yo momma so fat she has a shower in a car wash

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 96
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 97
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 98
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 99
Yo momma so fat she has her own theme song, “KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN. KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN,ROLLIN.”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 100
Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 101
Yo momma so fat she has more chins then a hong kong phone book.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 102
Yo momma so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 103
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 104
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 105
Yo momma so fat she has to play pool with the planets

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 106
Yo momma so fat she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 107
Yo momma so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 108
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 109
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 110
Yo momma so fat she hoped on the scales and it said to be continued…

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 111
Yo momma so fat she irons her pants on the motorway

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 112
Yo momma so fat she is banned from swimming after the sunami’s!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 113
Yo momma so fat she jumped in mid-air and got stuck

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 114
Yo momma so fat she jumped into the sea and all the wales gathered round and san “we are family”!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 115
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 116
Yo momma so fat she jumps in the pool and the life guard tries to harpoon her

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 117
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 118
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 119
Yo momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 120
Yo momma so fat she loves everyone.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 121
Yo momma so fat she made a monster truck turn into a low rider.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 122
Yo momma so fat she made all the restraunts out of buisness

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 123
Yo momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 124
Yo momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 125
Yo momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 126
Yo momma so fat she makes Paris Hilton look like a killer whale

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Yo momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 128
Yo momma so fat she needs a dumpster to go to the bathroom

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Yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.

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Yo momma so fat she needs the superbowl for her cereal

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 131
Yo momma so fat she needs to iron her clohes on the drive way

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Yo momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 133
Yo momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 134
Yo momma so fat she ordered a mini slide and whenever it rain she used the highway for her mini slide

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 135
Yo momma so fat she played all the caraters off the nutty perfeser

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 136
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 137
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 138
Yo momma so fat she ran weight loss peple out of busness

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Yo momma so fat she rents shade.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 140
Yo momma so fat she rides round on the front of a forklift!!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 141
Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 142
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 143
Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and bent it

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Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out….

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 145
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 146
Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and richard simmons popped out.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 147
Yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and the prices lowered.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 148
Yo momma so fat she sat ona rain bow and skittels poped out!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 149
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 150
Yo momma so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 151
Yo momma so fat she sits around the house

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 152
Yo momma so fat she sits next to everyone

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 153
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 154
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said george w.bush’s phone number!!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 155
Yo momma so fat she stepped on an a corn and up came a tree

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 156
Yo momma so fat she stood on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 157
Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 158
Yo momma so fat she sweats syrup and butter and has a full time job at denny’s wipping pancakes with her forehead. Then the other day i saw her walking down the street i didnt want to laugh but the ground was craking up. So i went over to her and she had broken her leg and i told her she would probably lose her job at denny’s but she could alway’s get a job a i-hop and go

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 159
Yo momma so fat she sweats while putting on her shoes!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 160
Yo momma so fat she thinks the capitol of Turkey is gravy.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 161
Yo momma so fat she took her dress to the dry cleaners and they said we dont do curtins

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 162
Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 163
Yo momma so fat she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.

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Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 165
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

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Yo momma so fat she uses a rubbish bin as a tampon.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 167
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 168
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 169
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 170
Yo momma so fat she walked by my house and i lost 5 days of sunlight

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 171
Yo momma so fat she walked on the road and the pedestrian said taxi haha bitchis ……

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 172
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 173
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 174
Yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 175
Yo momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 176
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 177
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 178
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 179
Yo momma so fat she wears a G-rope instead of a g-string

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Yo momma so fat she wears a watch on both arms cause shes in two different timezones

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Yo momma so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 182
Yo momma so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 183
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 184
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 185
Yo momma so fat she went on a merry go round and when she got of the horse limped for a week

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 186
Yo momma so fat she went to the bathroom stepped on the scale it said i wanted your weight not your phone number

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 187
Yo momma so fat she went to the masseiuse and every massager needed a search party

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 188
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 189
Yo momma so fat she went to the shop in high heels and came bk in flipflops

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 190
Yo momma so fat she won “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 191
Yo momma so fat she won the war by her self

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Yo momma so fat she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 193
Yo momma so fat she’s been placed under house arrest because if she moved more than 100 yards from her home the resulting gravitational disturbance on the Earth would result in the planet flying off into Space!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 194
Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

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Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!

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Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 197
Yo momma so fat she’s got other fat people orbiting around her

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 198
Yo momma so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.

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Yo momma so fat shes got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 200
Yo momma so fat shes got her own area code!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 201
Yo momma so fat shes got her own post code

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 202
Yo momma so fat shes got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 203
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

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Yo momma so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 205
Yo momma so fat someone got a spear and popped her!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 206
Yo momma so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

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Yo momma so fat that bill gates couldnt afford to pay her liposuction

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 208
Yo momma so fat that by the time i drive around her i ran out of petril

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 209
Yo momma so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite

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Yo momma so fat that her bath tub has stretch marks!

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Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

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Yo momma so fat that her undes look like g-strings

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 213
Yo momma so fat that i can’t think of a joke for her

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 214
Yo momma so fat that i could us ur underwear as a parachute

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 215
Yo momma so fat that i tried to drive round her and ran out of petrol!!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 216
Yo momma so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree

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Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.

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Yo momma so fat that she dont need no airoplane to get to china she just jumps up and down

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Yo momma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic

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Yo momma so fat that she makes the grand cayon look like a paper cut

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 221
Yo momma so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller

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Yo momma so fat that she triped over a wallmut triped over kmart and landed on target

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 223
Yo momma so fat that she uses a paint roler to put on her lip stick

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Yo momma so fat that she was call FAT ASS went she was born

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 225
Yo momma so fat that she went on a elavata she press up she went down.

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Yo momma so fat that she went shopping and the shop closed when it seen her coming from new york to sydney

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 227
Yo momma so fat that she went to sit on a chare all u herd was crack.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 228
Yo momma so fat that she went to the circus and when she walked a little boy said, look momma its the elephant!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 229
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 230
Yo momma so fat that shes always everywhere even on the other side of the world

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 231
Yo momma so fat that shes got her own postcode

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 232
Yo momma so fat that she’s starting to look like u!!!!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 233
Yo momma so fat that the only letters of the alphabet she knows are kfc

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Yo momma so fat that the only thing stopping her getting to jenny craig is the door!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 235
Yo momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 236
Yo momma so fat that wen she goes on to a beach everyone shouts free willy

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 237
Yo momma so fat that wen she walked akros da moon she cause an eclipse

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 238
Yo momma so fat that wheb she sat on rainbow skittles popped out!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 239
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 240
Yo momma so fat that when i go for a run around her i lost 3kg

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 241
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 242
Yo momma so fat that when she bent over your dad popped out!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 243
Yo momma so fat that when she crosses the road cars look out for her

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 244
Yo momma so fat that when she farted everyone thought the wind was blowing

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 245
Yo momma so fat that when she farts George bush accuse her of global warming

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 246
Yo momma so fat that when she farts its a stink bomb

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 247
Yo momma so fat that when she goes into a resturant they call a swat team

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Yo momma so fat that when she goes to kfc she orders the big bucket on the rof.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 249
Yo momma so fat that when she got in the the swimming pool the water jumped out

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 250
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 251
Yo momma so fat that when she jump for joy, she got stuck!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 252
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped her tits hit Neptune out of the solar system

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 253
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped on the rainbow skittles popped out

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 254
Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales sing I beleive I can fly because they really are flying.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 255
Yo momma so fat that when she sings it’s over!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 256
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 257
Yo momma so fat that when she swam in the oceon she got the other side and when she got out her beckinie obsorbed all the water and all the fish were stuck up her arse and you could see titanic now you know why she was so fishy down below

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 258
Yo momma so fat that when she trips, the Earth cracks in 2 piece

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 259
Yo momma so fat that when she walks along the water at the beach the whales jump out and say omg their is some one fatter than us

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 260
Yo momma so fat that when she went missing, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 261
Yo momma so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 262
Yo momma so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat at the shops people yelled out taxi

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 263
Yo momma so fat that when shes pees, it rains!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 264
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 265
Yo momma so fat that when you saw her wear a red jacket u said HEY LOOK ITS A FIRE TRUCK!!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 266
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 267
Yo momma so fat the circus use her as a trampoline

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 268
Yo momma so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 269
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 270
Yo momma so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 271
Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 272
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 273
Yo momma so fat the neighbours are always round

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 274
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 275
Yo momma so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 276
Yo momma so fat then when she changed seat on the plane the twin towers came down!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 277
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 278
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 279
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 280
Yo momma so fat tht when she walked across the tv i missed 3 episodes

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 281
Yo momma so fat thta when she goes tho the cinema she sits nxt to every one

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 282
Yo momma so fat to her “light food,” means under 4 Tons!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 283
Yo momma so fat ur grandma had to take her to seaworld just to get baptized

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 284
Yo momma so fat we had a pool party in her bellly button!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 285
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 286
Yo momma so fat we when she dieted for a week the European food surplus doubled.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 287
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 288
Yo momma so fat wen she has a cone she goes cannibal

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 289
Yo momma so fat wen she jumpt in the air she got stuk lol

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 290
Yo momma so fat wen she saw a black car she said “hey stop that fucking jo loui”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 291
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 292
Yo momma so fat were in her write now

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 293
Yo momma so fat were’re inside her right know

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 294
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 295
Yo momma so fat when I cut her back bacon juice comes out.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 296
Yo momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 297
Yo momma so fat when i made love to her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 298
Yo momma so fat when i made love to her i had to roll her in flour to find the wet bit

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 299
Yo momma so fat when i put her in my front lawn i could feel the water waves moving

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 300
Yo momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 301
Yo momma so fat when i tried 2 drive ma car around her i ran outta gas

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 302
Yo momma so fat when i went down on her i had to say fart an give me a clue

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 303
Yo momma so fat when it rains she uses the freeway onramp as a slip and slide

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 304
Yo momma so fat when my frined tooker her hunting and all the animals ran away because she smeeled like u

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 305
Yo momma so fat when scientist fisrst seen her they thought they discovered a new planet

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 306
Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 307
Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 308
Yo momma so fat when she bent over mayo squirted out!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 309
Yo momma so fat when she breaks her leg gravy pours out

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 310
Yo momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy cam out!!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 311
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumped she took the bridge down with her

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 312
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 313
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 314
Yo momma so fat when she did a bck filp she hit jesus she has so much flab

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 315
Yo momma so fat when she dieted for a week the local supermarket filed for bankruptcy.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 316
Yo momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 317
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 318
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 319
Yo momma so fat when she goes bunjey jumping the whole bridge comes down with her!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 320
Yo momma so fat when she goes outside everybody thinks its daylight savings

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 321
Yo momma so fat when she goes shopping it cost her a hole yearly money of food shopping.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 322
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 323
Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales start singing we are family ive got all my brothes and sisters with me

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 324
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 325
Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone number

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 326
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 327
Yo momma so fat when she hoped on the scales it said her credit card numba

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 328
Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing ‘ We Are Family ‘

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 329
Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean, the blue wales sang, “we are family, even though your fater then me!!!!!”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 330
Yo momma so fat when she landed in the air she made a huge earthquake

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 331
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 332
Yo momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says – ‘I give up…’

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 333
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 334
Yo momma so fat when she put on her red dress and go outside all the kids look up and say “Hey Koolaid”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 335
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearing tights!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 336
Yo momma so fat when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 337
Yo momma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and the car swerved around her the car ran out of fuel.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 338
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter she shot a booger out of george washingtons nose

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 339
Yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 340
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she yelled slow down with dat twicky

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 341
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 342
Yo momma so fat when she sits down she needs planning permission

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 343
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 344
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 345
Yo momma so fat when she stands in the middle of the street wearing a yellow rain coat they yell out TAXI

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 346
Yo momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says “to be continued”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 347
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale it read: one at a time please.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 348
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 349
Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales her phone number came up

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 350
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 351
Yo momma so fat when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 352
Yo momma so fat when she visited Egypt she was mistaken for a pyramid from a distance.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 353
Yo momma so fat when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo people walked by and said look at that hippopotomas lol

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 354
Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 355
Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed all three Lord of the Rings movies!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 356
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 357
Yo momma so fat when she wanted a glass of water the gave her a water tank!!! thats all from me guys keep thinkin of em

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 358
Yo momma so fat when she wanted a water bed they had to put a blanket over the passific ocian.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 359
Yo momma so fat when she wants to go to the store she has to get took by a dump truck

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 360
Yo momma so fat when she wares a yellow jacket kids think she is a school bus

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 361
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 362
Yo momma so fat when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool – Aid”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 363
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 364
Yo momma so fat when she went for a swim the seal level rose by 3 feet

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 365
Yo momma so fat when she went for liposuction the extracted fat was estimated to be enough to keep McDonald’s and Burger King in business through the entire credit crunch.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 366
Yo momma so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 367
Yo momma so fat when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 368
Yo momma so fat when she went the bathroom thetoilet started singing A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 369
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 370
Yo momma so fat when she went to town she nicked the c from clairs accsesories and the c from M’c Donalds for her earings but she took em back because they were different colors

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 371
Yo momma so fat when she wore an x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 372
Yo momma so fat when shes in the lake the crocidile even runs away (thats the first the zoo keeper says ) lol lol lol

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 373
Yo momma so fat when someone threw a bus at her, she said, “hey, who threw that rock?”

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 374
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo Momma so Fat Joke 375
Yo momma so fat when the measured her, they had to use a megga tape.

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Yo momma so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree

Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat that she dont need no airoplane to get to china she just jumps up and down

Yo momma so fat that she makes a sumo beet anerexic

Yo momma so fat that she makes the grand cayon look like a paper cut

Yo momma so fat that she puts on lip stick wif a paint roller

Yo momma so fat that she triped over a wallmut triped over kmart and landed on target

Yo momma so fat that she uses a paint roler to put on her lip stick

Yo momma so fat that she was call FAT ASS went she was born

Yo momma so fat that she went on a elavata she press up she went down.

Yo momma so fat that she went shopping and the shop closed when it seen her coming from new york to sydney

Yo momma so fat that she went to sit on a chare all u herd was crack.

Yo momma so fat that she went to the circus and when she walked a little boy said, look momma its the elephant!

Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo momma so fat that she`s startin to look like u!!!!!

Yo momma so fat that shes always everywhere even on the other side of the world

Yo momma so fat that shes got her own postcode

Yo momma so fat that the only letters of the alphabet she knows are kfc

Yo momma so fat that the only thing stopping her getting to jenny craig is the door!!

Yo momma so fat that they had to chrisian her at sea world

Yo momma so fat that wen she goes on to a beach everyone shouts free willy:P

Yo momma so fat that wen she walked akros da moon she cause an eclipse

Yo momma so fat that wheb she sat on rainbow skittles popped out!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo momma so fat that when i go for a run around her i lost 3kg

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat that when she bent over your dad popped out!!!!!

Yo momma so fat that when she crosses the road cars look out for her

Yo momma so fat that when she farted everyone thought the wind was blowing

Yo momma so fat that when she farts its a stink bomb

Yo momma so fat that when she goes into a resturant they call a swat team

Yo momma so fat that when she goes to kfc she orders the big bucket on the rof.

Yo momma so fat that when she got in the the swimming pool the water jumped out

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat that when she jumped her tits hit Neptune out of the solar system

Yo momma so fat that when she jumped on the rainbow skittles popped out

Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales sing I beleive I can fly because they really are flying.

Yo momma so fat that when she sings it’s over!

Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

Yo momma so fat that when she swam in the oceon she got the other side and when she got out her beckinie obsorbed all the water and all the fish were stuck up her arse and you could see titanic now you know why she was so fishy down below

Yo momma so fat that when she trips, the Earth cracks in 2 piece

Yo momma so fat that when she went missing, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo momma so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family

Yo momma so fat that when she wore a yellow rain coat at the shops people yelled out taxi

Yo momma so fat that when shes pees, it rains!

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat the circus use her as a trampoline

Yo momma so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife

Yo momma so fat the fbi thought she was god zillas wife

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”

Yo momma so fat the last time she hoped on the scales it said caution 1 person at a time

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat the neighbours are always round

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.

Yo momma so fat then when she changed seat on the plane the twin towers came down!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat tht when she walked across the tv i missed 3 episodes

Yo momma so fat thta when she goes tho the cinema she sits nxt to every one

Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!

Yo momma so fat we had a pool party in her bellly button!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat we when she dieted for a week the European food surplus doubled.

Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

Yo momma SO fat wen she has a cone she goes cannibal

Yo momma so fat wen she jumpt in the air she got stuk lol

Yo momma so fat wen she saw a black car she said “hey stop that fucking jo loui”

Yo momma so fat were in her write now

Yo momma so fat were’re inside her right know

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat when I cut her back bacon juice comes out.

Yo momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

Yo momma so fat when i put her in my front lawn i could feel the water waves moving

Yo momma so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

Yo momma so fat when i tried 2 drive ma car around her i ran outta gas

Yo momma so fat when it rains she uses the freeway onramp as a slip and slide

Yo momma so fat when my frined tooker her hunting and all the animals ran away because she smeeled like u

Yo momma so fat when scientist fisrst seen her they thought they discovered a new planet

Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Yo momma so fat when she bent over mayo squirted out!!

Yo momma so fat when she breaks her leg gravy pours out

Yo momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy cam out!!!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumped she took the bridge down with her

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

Yo momma so fat when she dieted for a week the local supermarket filed for bankruptcy.

Yo momma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”

Yo momma so fat when she goes outside everybody thinks its daylight savings

Yo momma so fat when she goes shopping it cost her a hole yearly money of food shopping.

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales start singing we are family ive got all my brothes and sisters with me

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale she asked for her weight not her phone number

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat when she hoped on the scales it said her credit card numba

Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singing ‘ We Are Family ‘

Yo momma so fat when she landed in the air she made a huge earthquake

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat when she opens the Fridge it says – ‘I give up…’

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo momma so fat when she put on her red dress and go outside all the kids look up and say “Hey Koolaid”

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat when she sat in the middle of the road and the car swerved around her the car ran out of fuel.

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter she shot a booger out of george washingtons nose

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she yelled slow down with dat twicky

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she sits down she needs planning permission

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat when she stands in the middle of the street wearing a yellow rain coat they yell out TAXI

Yo momma so fat she got locked in Mcdonalds and she starved to death

Yo momma so fat that when she walks along the water at the beach the whales jump out and say omg their is some one fatter than us

Yo momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”

Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales her phone number came up

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she visited Egypt she was mistaken for a pyramid from a distance.

Yo momma so fat when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo people walked by and said look at that hippopotomas lol

Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 5 minutes of the show.

Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed all three Lord of the Rings movies!

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat when she wanted a glass of water the gave her a water tank!!! thats all from me guys keep thinkin of em

Yo momma so fat when she wanted a water bed they had to put a blanket over the passific ocian.

Yo momma so fat when she wants to go to the store she has to get took by a dump truck

Yo momma so fat when she wares a yellow jacket kids think she is a school bus

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”

Yo momma so fat when she went for liposuction the extracted fat was estimated to be enough to keep McDonald’s and Burger King in business through the entire credit crunch.

Yo momma so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she went the bathroom thetoilet started singing A B C D E F G get your fat ass off of me

Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang we are family!!

Yo momma so fat when she went to town she nicked the c from clairs accsesories and the c from M’c Donalds for her earings but she took em back because they were different colors

Yo momma so fat when she wore an x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her

Yo momma so fat when shes in the lake the crocidile even runs away (thats the first the zoo keeper says ) lol lol lol

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat when the measured her, they had to use a megga tape.

Yo momma so fat when there was a yellow bus filled with whit kids she said stop that twinkie

Yo momma so fat when we went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install

Yo momma so fat when you called her on your phone you had to pay for long distance

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when you search for Yo momma so fat jokes on Google there’s an image of her at the top of the results.

Yo momma so fat whn she did a bck filp she hit jesus she has so much flab

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat even her picture fell off the wall.

Yo momma so fat her theme song is “Hungry, Hungry Hippos”

Yo momma so fat i tried to drive around her but i ran out of petrol!

Yo momma so fat she couldnt make it to the milky way, so she ate one isted

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat she fell over on the 4th avenue and got up on the 21st.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”

Yo momma so fat she goes to the beach and she’s the only one who gets a tan!

Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat she irons her pants on the motorway

Yo momma so fat she jumped in mid-air and got stuck

Yo momma so fat she jumped into the sea and all the wales gathered round and san “we are family”!

Yo momma so fat she turned the Gateway Arch into a McDonald’s sign.

Yo momma so fat she went to the masseiuse and every massager needed a search party

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo momma so fat thaat when she jump for joy….she got stuck!!

Yo momma so fat that i tried to drive round her and ran out of petrol!!!

Yo momma so fat that when you saw her wear a red jacket u said HEY LOOK ITS A FIRE TRUCK!!!

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat ur grandma had to take her to seaworld just to get baptized

Yo momma so fat when she goes bunjey jumping the whole bridge comes down with her!

Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the ocean, the blue wales sang, “we are family, even though your fater then me!!!!!”

Yo momma so fat when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale it read: one at a time please.

Yo momma so fat when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a red jumpsuit little kids run around here with cups in their hands yelling ” Kool-aid, Kool – Aid”

Yo momma so fat when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

Yo momma so fat when someone threw a bus at her, she said,” hey, who threw that rock?”

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat that when she farts.George bush accuse her of global warming

Yo momma so fat when i made love to her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb

Yo momma so fat when i made love to her i had to roll her in flour to find the wet bit

Yo momma so fat when i went down on her i had to say fart an give me a clue

Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

Yo momma so fat when she went for a swim the seal level rose by 3 feet

Yo momma so fat not even jesus could lift up her spirit

Yo momma so ghetto she breastfeeds kool-aid!!!

Yo momma so ghetto,that when she breast feeds.Kool-aid comes out.

Yo momma so hairy she lifts her arm it looks like she gt bob marley in a head lock

Yo momma so hairy that when she walking down the street her legs look like two dogs fighting

Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wakie!!!

Yo momma so hairy tht when she pulled down her pants dad yelled “its Osama!”

Yo momma so hairy wen u were born u got carpet burn

Yo momma so hairy when she lifts up her arms it looks like she has got bob marly in a headlock.

Yo momma so hairy when u were born u had carpet burn!

Yo momma so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you died of rug-burn.

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.

Yo momma so kind she compared u to shit

Yo momma so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn’t have enough for the $2 sex.

Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.

Yo momma so old dat when she farts all dat comes out iz dust

Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!

Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so old jesus was her best friend

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.

Yo momma so old she went to school with jesus!!!!

Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

Yo momma so old that she ate popcorn when the asteroid killed the dinosaurs

Yo momma so old that she has Adam and Eve’s autograph!

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo momma so old the her barest milk to into powderer lolololololololololol yo mans Yo momma so old lol 1_7

Yo momma so old wen she went to da toilet dust came ottt

Yo momma so old when her mumma told her to act her age she died

Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo momma so old when she went in a play … they told her to act her age …. and she died!

Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says expired

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!

Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!

Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo momma so old, when I told her to act her age the bitch died

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so poor dat she stole free toys

Yo momma so poor for christmas she bought a video people opening there presents funny rigth lol!!!

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

Yo momma so poor i went ovr to hr house and stppdd on a ciggeret And she yelled Who turned of the heater??

Yo momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.

Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor she cant afford to pay attenion

Yo momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”

Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”

Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”

Yo momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor…i rang her door bell and her toilet flushed

Yo momma so rubbish at jokes she sed shall i tell u the joke about the bin every 1 sed noooooooo its to rubbish

Yo momma so scody that they tape deadliest catch in her underpants

Yo momma so short she can do backflips under a bed

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo momma so short that she can backflip under the bed

Yo momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”

Yo momma so short that ur dad can use her 4 a tooth pick

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers liscense

Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.

Yo momma so skinny she can hoola hoop in a fruit loop

Yo momma so skinny she can put her piss flaps ova her head and look like a sugarpuff lol

Yo momma so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio!!!

Yo momma so small she committed suicide of the kerb

Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus ticket

Yo momma so small that she holded up a sign that said dont spit cant swim.

Yo momma so stupid her IQ equals to I.O.U

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”

Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma so stupid she dialed 911 on the microwave

Yo momma so stupid she gave birth to you and thought you were shit

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in the food market and starved

Yo momma so stupid she got locvked in a toilet and pissed herself

Yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo momma so stupid she putes makup on her head to makup her mind

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo momma so stupid she takes a ruler 2 bed nd sees how long she sleeps

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo momma so stupid she thought that an elavator was her mobile home

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed

Yo momma so stupid she took a puzzle back to a store and said it came all broken! suckas!

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid she traded in her car for gas money

Yo momma so stupid she tried to make the leaning tower of pisa straight!

Yo momma so stupid she watches football and calls it “soccer”.

Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.

Yo momma so stupid that she asked whats the number to 000.

Yo momma so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”

Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.

Yo momma so stupid when jumped off a cliff she asked for directions

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid you said lets watch color tv she said let me get out my crayons

Yo momma so stupid, i told her it was chili outside and she ran out with a spoon.

Yo momma so stupid, she bought a donut, but had to return it cuz it had a hole in it.

Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.

Yo momma so Tall She backfliped And Kicked Jesus

Yo momma so thick she said to the cat go get me my mobile . wait it herer and she picked up the celculator.

Yo momma so uggly she makes blind children cry

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo momma so ugly even ron jeremy turned her down

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma so ugly it thought a plane crash landed

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her momma said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo momma so ugly king kong rang her up and asked for his face back

Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and blinded herself

Yo momma so ugly she looks like king kong in the morning.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly she made god say “christ repeles you!!”

Yo momma so ugly she made kool-aid man go OH NO!!!

Yo momma so ugly she made me go blind

Yo momma so ugly she makes blind guy say holy crap shes ugly!

Yo momma so ugly she ran the boogeyman out of business

Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma so ugly she whent to shrek the third and some one said wow! shrek is 3d sitting next to me!

Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

Yo momma so ugly that people thought michael jackson was her twin

Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train

Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said no profeshinals

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”

Yo momma so ugly when she tries to take a bath, the water jumps out!!

Yo momma so ugly when she wakes up the sun goes down!

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo momma so ugly when she went to the toilet and scared the shits out of its

Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

Yo momma so ugly, she wears handme down, handme downs…

Yo momma so ugly, when she try to apply to to a haunted movie they said, “Sorry, No professionals.”

Yo momma so ugly….god decided to only make 1 and smashed the mould

Yo momma so ugly….when she was born the doctor slapped her mother

Yo momma so ulgy she put the boogey man out of baneas

Yo momma so ygly she had to whare make up on the radio

Yo momma sodumb she got stabbed in a shootout

Yo momma soo fat her pantie size is bungaloo

Yo momma soo fat i need 2buses and a train too get on her good side

Yo momma soo fat she got baptised at sea world

Yo momma teeth are so yellow dorthy and to do thought it was the yellow brick road

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma that fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo momma vag is nasty they make people eat that stuff on fear factor

Yo mumma is so fat that her mobile went off and everyone though she was reversing

yo mumma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the soffa lol

can u tell ur momma to stop changing her lipstick cz my dick looks like a rainbow !

do you know why the dinosaurs are extinct because your fat momma farted and killed every 1

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo momma so poor she live in a flip flop!

don’t worry your momma the smartest person i know with down syndrome

Ever since your momma entertained micheal jackson, he’s been ordering the Extra Large pack of a whole lot of luvin!

float like a butterfly sting like a bee i sleep with your momma now it hurts when i pee

ur family tree is lyk a catus there all pricks

ur so dumb you had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

ur so ugly Yo momma had 2 feed you with a catapult

ur so ugly Yo momma had to tie a pork chop 2 ur face just so the dog would play with you

when Yo momma jumps in the sea the whales sing we r famaly even now ur fatter thn me

yo dad thinks his superman with ur momma red scarf..

yo doctor is so ugly he manages 2 give freddy kruger nightmares

Yo family is so poor when i asked whats for dinner, yoYo momma pulled out a shot gun and said, “The next momma Fuker that moves.”

Yo family is so ugly, when i took a bugger off the wall she said, ” Who took off our family picture?!”

You so ugly that pimple on your lips mistook your lips for the crack of you ass!

You so ugly yo momma got morning sickness after you were born!

your so fat when u go to a buffet they have to install speed bumps

your so ugly u haf to get yo momma drunk to kisss u

your so ugly your momma got a paper stating u have to stay 1000 feet away from her!

See Yo Momma Jokes for another 400 yo momma jokes!

If you read the “Yo Mamas So Fat Jokes” page you’ll have seen there’s over 400 user comments (more yo mamma jokes)! You can see that joke page at Yo Mamas So Fat Jokes.

I’ve pulled all the yo mamma jokes from the comments and pasted them below to make them a little easier to read.

Don’t expect them all to be unique, there’s over 800 yo momma jokes (over 11,000 words!!) so there’s bound to be some repeats.

Feel free to add more via the comments.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma breath stank so bad she put a tic-tac’s in stock

Yo momma is like a horse i tell that bitch when to go and stop

Yo momma is like a motor she just keep goin and goin

Yo momma is so fat cause she cant fit in the shops and the car

Yo momma is so fat she has her own gravitatinol pull!

Yo momma is so fat she stomped her foot and went straight to (The opposite of heven)

Yo momma is so hairy when she went into the mall and fell down, the workers took her and put her on the coat rack

Yo momma is so old everytime she smile all i see is doe doe

Yo momma is so old that she is in yodas 2nd grade class

Yo momma smells so bad suicide bombers from iraq come under her arm just to die

Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo momma so fat man she got on the syale and the fat doctor came and sade OO IS THAT YOU PHONE NUMBER?!

Yo momma so fat she has her on time zones

Yo momma so fat she jumped out of a plan in a blue suit and every one sade the shys falling the shys falling!

Yo momma so fat she sat in a monster truck and turned it into a low rider

Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said 1234 to be continued

Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her…

Yo momma so fucin ugaly i tooker to my house and i never want back ther agin

Yo momma so hairy shes the back up for chewbaka

Yo momma so old that her mamma said she had to act her age and she died

Yo momma so poor i saw her kikin a can down the street and i seid wat are you dooing and she seid movin….

Yo momma so poor man i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing she sade moving!

Yo momma so poor she hasent seen 50cent i dont mean the raper i mean 50cent..

Yo momma so short she got 2 use a sticky hand to open the cardoor

Yo momma so stupid she didnt know where to put her tampon in

Yo momma so ugly ricecrispys wont even talk to her..lol

Yo momma so ulgy her reflection quit!

Yo momma soooo ugly the docter for her face sade where do i start?

Yo momma sooooo stupid she saw a black bus with mixed people in it and she said omgwtf its snickers

Yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered and comes back for more

Yo momma like a bowling shoe you dont know wats bean in her

Yo momma like a brick shes hard and gdets layed by mexicans

Yo momma so fat that when god said let their be light he asked her to move

Yo momma so fat that when she went to fright mare on market strret she got a job application

Yo momma are like the city bus. Everybodys had a ride!!!

Yo momma ass is so big she went to a scientist and he said by god we found a comtinental ridge!

Yo momma bloodtype is ragu

Yo momma chekin snoop og look ur grannys gettin a BOOB JOB!!!!!

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma glasses are so thik u can see people waving on her driving lisence.

Yo momma got a afro wit a nike sign in tha back of her head, so everybody call her hair jordan

Yo momma got more chins than a chines phone book.

Yo momma got more rolls than a bakers

Yo momma got more rolls than Gregs bakers.

Yo momma got one leg nd a brand new bike (its funny to me)

Yo momma hair is so nappy it takes tylenol to calm it

Yo momma has been in jail so many times that she sold the house

Yo momma has so much acne that it looks like they pushed a meat cleaver across her face

Yo momma head so small when they peiced one hear she died!!!

Yo momma heads so big, she uses her belt as a headband

Yo momma is fat she made king kong look lyk a teddy bear

Yo momma is fat she sat on a dildo and lost it

Yo momma is getto she breast feeds cordial

Yo momma is like a doornob, everyone takes a turn.

Yo momma is like a home depot she has got all the hard woods

Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma is like a toilet,dirty and full of chet!

Yo momma is like a vacum she sucks and blows

Yo momma is like a village bycicle everybody’s had a ride.

Yo momma is shit your dad is bull when you were born you were named bullshit.

Yo momma Is So Chair That Everyone Sat On Her!!!

Yo momma is so cheap, shes on the dollar menu! hahaha

Yo momma is so damn ugly her husband refused 2 have sex wif her

Yo momma is so dum she threw a brik through a window and asked for it back

Yo momma is so dum the door rang and she checked the fregurator

Yo momma is so dumb class her teacher asked her how do u get a hormoun she answered “dnt pay da 13itch”

Yo momma is so dumb it takes here 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma is so dumb she put make-up on her forehead so she could make up her mind!

Yo momma is so dumb she thought a polygon ment her bird went missing

Yo momma is so dumb, she dialed pizza hut for dominoes number!

Yo momma is so dume she stole free bread

Yo momma is so fat And harry she lookes like king kongs left nipple

Yo momma is so fat cause she cant afford to go to the bulldogs shop to by a ticket

Yo momma is so fat cause she its to much macs and kfc at bankstown

Yo momma is so fat dat i went into space and i could see her wen shes in australia

Yo momma is so fat dat she looked at a resterant menu and sed “yes plz”

Yo momma is so fat dat she went 2 the movies and sat next 2 EVERY 1

Yo momma is so fat even Fat Albert said HEy HEy HEy!

Yo momma is so fat her picture weighs twenty pounds.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma is so fat i had to take 2 buses and tranes just to get on her good side

Yo momma is so fat king kong is jealous

Yo momma is so fat she asks for a water bed and they stik a blanket over the ocean

Yo momma is so fat she doesnt need the internet,she’s world wide.

Yo momma is so fat she got called a elephant at the zoo :S fooook ya biitches!

Yo momma is so fat she got stuck in the grand caniun.

Yo momma is so fat she gots more chin than a hong kong phone book

Yo momma is so fat she had to get baptized at sea world

Yo momma is so fat she had to order 80 packs of toilet roll just to leave it clean!

Yo momma is so fat she has to get up twice to get off of her chair.

Yo momma is so fat she has to iron her pants with a drive way

Yo momma is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling free willy

Yo momma is so fat she made the world like a danger zone

Yo momma is so fat she makes a whale look like a tic-tac

Yo momma is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma is so fat she makes somos loke anerestic

Yo momma is so fat she rolled over 4 quaters and made it a dollar

Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said george w. bush’s phone number!!!

Yo momma is so fat she thought the empire state building qas finger licking good.

Yo momma is so fat she was a tung of fun

Yo momma is so fat she was wearing a mountian dew shirt and people thouhgt she was a pop machine a started put quarter up her ass

Yo momma is so fat she went on a luxurry cruse and got a family discount.

Yo momma is so fat shes just fat ok.

Yo momma is so fat that even bill gates couldnt aford to shove her through those windows!

Yo momma is so fat that her stretch marks spell out the word FAT BITCH hahahahaha

Yo momma is so fat that she dont need as wheel chair she needs a semi truck!OVER SIZE LOAD!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she got a group discount.

Yo momma is so fat that she was classed as the 10th planted of the solar system

Yo momma is so fat that when god asked that there be light, he told her to move!

Yo momma is so fat that when immigrants were crossing the border she said”go ahead”

Yo momma is so fat that when she farts, she blew the sun away

Yo momma is so fat that when she sits in the cinema she sits next to everybody.

Yo momma is so fat that when she walked backwards she had to go “beep beep beep”.

Yo momma is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus the doctor gave her 87 years to live.

Yo momma is so fat that when she was in france and i was in australia i could see her out of my front window!!!!!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that when she wear a yellow rain suit

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow jacket people yell TAXI.

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scale she said i want my weight noy my credit card number

Yo momma is so fat that when she went up the elevator the elevator just went down!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that when they measure her they have to use satalite tracking!

Yo momma is so fat that when ya dad was makin love to her he burnt his ass on the light bulb

Yo momma is so fat the only thing stoping her from Jenny Craigs was the Door

Yo momma is so fat there was a cake on the table and she ate it all hahahaha

Yo momma is so fat wen she hung out her undies they thuoght the circus was in town

Yo momma is so fat wen she to the beach the whales started to sing we are fammily your a 1000 times bigger than me

Yo momma is so fat when she broke her leg gravy pourd out

Yo momma is so fat when she burnt her finger they had to call the fire brigade

Yo momma is so fat when she farted the whole world blew up

Yo momma is so fat when she goes into the supermarket they say”sorry we dont serve whales here!”

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the toilet the toilet sings a b c d e f get your fucking fat ass of me !!!!!!lol llololo soz if someone else wrote that x

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on quater a buger pop out of george washinton nose.

Yo momma is so fat when she step on the scale it said overload

Yo momma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says error you to fat go to weight watchers

Yo momma is so fat when she stood in the middle of the road all the cars went around her bcoz they all thought she was a roundabout

Yo momma is so fat whn she fell in love she broke it

Yo momma is so fat! that when she fell i was lafin but the floor was craccin up!!

Yo momma is so fat trix the bunny would say “silly woman,don’t eat the kids!”

Yo momma is so fat when she fell over knowone was laughing but the floor was cracking up lol

Yo momma is so fat when she moved out of the state, the obesity rate went down 30%!

Yo momma is so fat when she works out she goes to Xl Fitness!

Yo momma is so fat, she just fat

Yo momma is so hairy she grows afro’s around her nipples

Yo momma is so hairy she’s got a mowhawk below on her!!!

Yo momma is so horne santa gave her a job and said ho ho hoe!

Yo momma is so horne yo sista came out pregnant

Yo momma is so old and stupid, she traveled back in time with a switch and when jesus said let there be light she flipped it

Yo momma is so old she farts dust

Yo momma is so old she owes jesus a tenna

Yo momma is so old she ows jesus a pound

Yo momma is so old she she breast feeds powed milk

Yo momma is so old she was jesus god mother

Yo momma is so old that her breastmilk has to get FDA approval.

Yo momma is so old that she waited tables at the last supper.

Yo momma is so old that she’s old

Yo momma is so old, when god said for there to be light she flipped the switch.

Yo momma is so poor dat i knocked at her house and she stuck her head out the window and sed “ding dong”

Yo momma is so poor dat she was kickin a can down the road den i sed “wat r u doin” den she sed “im moving”

Yo momma is so poor she can’t afford to get something free!

Yo momma is so poor she steals free food

Yo momma is so poor she took out a 10 dollar bill and tried to make it rain!

Yo momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

Yo momma is so poor,she used 2 for 1 coupons at the dollar store!

Yo momma is so racist she saw a blak man on a church and shouted HOLY SHET!

Yo momma is so skinny she look like a toothpick

Yo momma is so so fat that she doesnot fit in the tub

Yo momma is so stuped she tried bungy jumping off a curb.

Yo momma is so stupid dat she locked her self in the toilet and she peeded her paints

Yo momma is so stupid she doesnt no shes stupid

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo momma IS SO STUPID THAT SHE PUTS LIP STICK IN HER HEAD SO SHE CULD REFRESH HER HEAD

Yo momma is so stupid when she bought a donought she took it back to the store cause it had a hole in it

Yo momma is so ugly dat she went 2 a ugly contest and the judges “no professionals”

Yo momma is so ugly people pay here to stay in side

Yo momma is so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma is so ugly she scares blind people

Yo momma is so ugly that her momma was arrested for producing an environmental disaster

Yo momma is so ugly when she was born her momma said “error error”

Yo momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn.

Yo momma is so Fat the exercise trainer told her to touch her toes and she said I can’t find them.

Yo momma is so small she tryed to commit suicide of a kerb

Yo momma is so fat she got a yellow coat on and went outside and the japeniese are like ooo godzilla

Yo momma LIKE A BARN DOOR ALWAYS OPEN.

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like a ogershe big and green and looks hella ugly

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”

Yo momma like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the wardrobe

Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.

Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma likes a school bus because every1 rides her

Yo momma so fat dat she was in a gun shooting …got shot…plumbers still trying 2 find the leaks

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the swimming pool and the swimmin pool jumped out

Yo momma smells so bad it smells like she shoved her face up my dogs ass

Yo momma so dum she boght a condum and said how to i put this on

Yo momma so dum that she sat on the T.V and watched the couch!!!

Yo momma so dum that she so dog shit on the floor and thought it was chocolate

Yo momma so dum, she got locked in A food shop & starved to death.

Yo momma so dumb dat she got locked in a supermarket and she died of hunger.

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car !!1

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a lock-smith

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in heli beds and slept on the floor

Yo momma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Yo momma so dumb she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch

Yo momma so dumb she stick a piece of paper on the tv and said “aw look honey,paper view!”

Yo momma so dumb she stole a free sample

Yo momma SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT CHEERIOS WERE DOUGHNUT SEED

Yo momma so dumb she tripped over an cordless phone

Yo momma so dumb that she sits on the tv,watches the couch,And yells Go Blue Cushion!!!!!

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat … wait she just is

Yo momma so fat after a night of next i rolled over and burnt my ass on the light bulb.

Yo momma so fat and dumb she brought a spoon to da superbowl

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so fat at when she weared a yellow jacket out everyone yelled out TAXI

Yo momma so fat dat she jumped and a earthquake happened

Yo momma so fat dat shes fat

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat every time she rolls over its a new year

Yo momma so fat everytime she turned around its christmas

Yo momma so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

Yo momma so fat G-D said let there be light so she had to get outa the way

Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.

Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator.

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat her cleavage is harder to climb than K2!

Yo momma so fat her fave food is seconds.

Yo momma so fat her name is cafe

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat her nickname is dang!

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”

Yo momma so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’

Yo momma so fat her siarl bowl came with a life gard

Yo momma so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

Yo momma so fat i could paint her red and use her as a lottery ball

Yo momma so fat i got lost in her bra

Yo momma so fat i had to take a plane a bus and a train just to get on her good side lol

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!

Yo momma so fat i mistaked her for the schol bus…… Ps thats a fat ass bitch

Yo momma so fat i ran cerculs around her and had to stop to ask for directions.

Yo momma so fat i started printing a pic of her last xmas and its still printing

Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat if u paint her yellow and walk whiht her donw the street peapole will say taxi taxi!

Yo momma so fat if u slap her butt u could ride da waves

Yo momma so fat it took you 9 years to get out of her

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat ripleys didnt believe it

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat she calls the half tonn momma an ant!!!

Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat she cant fing her pussy

Yo momma so fat she could be the eighth continent.

Yo momma so fat she could go trick or treating at 2 houses at once

Yo momma so fat she cut a hole in the cieling so she could watch sky

Yo momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo momma so fat she did a back-flip and kicked jesus

Yo momma so fat she didn’t evan need a stop sign to stop the cars, she could do it herslef, LoL

Yo momma so fat she dosent need the internet shes already world wide

Yo momma so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat she farted and the whole world said Earthquake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!

Yo momma so fat she fits in both sides of the family!!!!!

Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo momma so fat she got a belly button done but you could not see it

Yo momma so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen

Yo momma so fat she got euros in one pocket and pesos in the other

Yo momma so fat she got her own solar system

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock?”

Yo momma so fat she got knocked over by a car and said who threw that fucking stone

Yo momma so fat she got no where else to go..

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat she ha got more chins then a hong kong phone book.

Yo momma so fat she had to get babtised in the ocean

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat she has a shower in a car wash

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.

Yo momma so fat she has her own theme song, “KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN. KEEP ON ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN,ROLLIN.”

Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code

Yo momma so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo momma so fat she has to play pool with the planets

Yo momma so fat she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon

Yo momma so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat she hoped on the scales and it said to be continued…

Yo momma so fat she is banned from swimming after the sunami’s!!

Yo momma so fat she jumpped up in the air and got stuck

Yo momma so fat she jumps in the pool and the life guard tries to harpoon her

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”

Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.

Yo momma so fat she loves everyone.

Yo momma so fat she made a monster truck turn into a low rider.

Yo momma so fat she made all the restraunts out of buisness

Yo momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Yo momma so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

Yo momma so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

Yo momma so fat she makes Paris Hilton look like a killer whale

Yo momma so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Yo momma so fat she needs a dumpster to go to the bathroom

Yo momma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.

Yo momma so fat she needs the superbowl for her cereal

Yo momma so fat she needs to iron her clohes on the drive way

Yo momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!

Yo momma so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!

Yo momma so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!

Yo momma so fat she ordered a mini slide and whenever it rain she used the highway for her mini slide

Yo momma so fat she played all the caraters off the nutty perfeser

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she ran weight loss peple out of busness

Yo momma so fat she rents shade.

Yo momma so fat she rides round on the front of a forklift!!!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and bent it

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out….

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and richard simmons popped out.

Yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and the prices lowerd.

Yo momma so fat she sat ona rain bow and skittels poped out!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”

Yo momma so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo momma so fat she sits around the house

Yo momma so fat she sits next to everyone

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scele and it said george w.bush’s phone number!!!

Yo momma so fat she stepped on an acorn and up came a tree

Yo momma so fat she stood on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil

Yo momma so fat she sweats syrup and butter and has a full time job at denny’s wipping pancakes with her forehead. Then the other day i saw her walking down the street i didnt want to laugh but the ground was craking up. So i went over to her and she had broken her leg and i told her she would probably lose her job at denny’s but she could alway’s get a job a i-hop and go

Yo momma so fat she sweats while putting on her shoes!

Yo momma so fat she thinks the capitol of Turkey is gravy.

Yo momma so fat she took her dress to the dry cleaners and they said we dont do curtins

Yo momma so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over Wal mart and landed on target.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she uses a rubbish bin as a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat she walked by my house and i lost 5 days of sunlight

Yo momma so fat she walked on the road and the pedestrian said taxi haha bitchis ……

Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

Yo momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat she wears a G-rope instead of a g-string

Yo momma so fat she wears a watch on both arms cause shes in two different timezones

Yo momma so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

Yo momma so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat she went on a merry go round and when she got of the horse limped for a week

Yo momma so fat she went to the bathroom stepped on the scale it said i wanted your weight not your phone number

Yo momma so fat she went to the shop in high heels and came bk in flipflops

Yo momma so fat she won the war by her self

Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”

Yo momma so fat she’s been placed under house arrest because if she moved more than 100 yards from her home the resulting gravitational disturbance on the Earth would result in the planet flying off into Space!

Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she’s got other fat people orbiting around her

Yo momma so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.

Yo momma so fat shes got her own post code

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo momma so fat someone got a spear and popped her!

Yo momma so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

Yo momma so fat that bill gates couldnt afford to pay her liposuction

Yo momma so fat that by the time i drive around her i ran out of petril

Yo momma so fat that her baby photos were taken by satellite

Yo momma so fat that her bath tub has stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat that her undes look like gre stings lol hahahahahaha

Yo momma so fat that i can’t think of a joke for her

Yo momma so fat that i could us ur underwear as a parachute

Wa so many jokes WordPress wouldn’t work with all 800 jokes on one page, so had to break into two pages. See more Funny Yo Momma Jokes.

Yo Mama Jokes 1
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo Mama Jokes 2
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo Mama Jokes 3
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo Mama Jokes 4
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Mama Jokes 5
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin ?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo Mama Jokes 6
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Mama Jokes 7
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo Mama Jokes 8
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo Mama Jokes 9
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo Mama Jokes 10
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo Mama Jokes 11
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo Mama Jokes 12
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo Mama Jokes 13
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo Mama Jokes 14
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo Mama Jokes 15
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo Mama Jokes 16
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo Mama Jokes 17
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo Mama Jokes 18
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo Mama Jokes 19
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo Mama Jokes 20
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo Mama Jokes 21
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo Mama Jokes 22
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo Mama Jokes 23
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo Mama Jokes 24
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo Mama Jokes 25
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo Mama Jokes 26
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo Mama Jokes 27
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo Mama Jokes 28
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama Jokes 29
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo Mama Jokes 30
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo Mama Jokes 31
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama Jokes 32
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo Mama Jokes 33
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo Mama Jokes 34
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo Mama Jokes 35
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo Mama Jokes 36
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo Mama Jokes 37
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo Mama Jokes 38
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama Jokes 39
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo Mama Jokes 40
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo Mama Jokes 41
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo Mama Jokes 42
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo Mama Jokes 43
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo Mama Jokes 44
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo Mama Jokes 45
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo Mama Jokes 46
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo Mama Jokes 47
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo Mama Jokes 48
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Jokes 49
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo Mama Jokes 50
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo Mama Jokes 51
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo Mama Jokes 52
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo Mama Jokes 53
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo Mama Jokes 54
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo Mama Jokes 55
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo Mama Jokes 56
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo Mama Jokes 57
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo Mama Jokes 58
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo Mama Jokes 59
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo Mama Jokes 60
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo Mama Jokes 61
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo Mama Jokes 62
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo Mama Jokes 63
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo Mama Jokes 64
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo Mama Jokes 65
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo Mama Jokes 66
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo Mama Jokes 67
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo Mama Jokes 68
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo Mama Jokes 69
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo Mama Jokes 70
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Jokes 71
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me round no more.”

Yo Mama Jokes 72
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo Mama Jokes 73
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo Mama Jokes 74
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo Mama Jokes 75
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo Mama Jokes 76
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo Mama Jokes 77
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo Mama Jokes 78
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo Mama Jokes 79
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo Mama Jokes 80
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo Mama Jokes 81
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo Mama Jokes 82
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo Mama Jokes 83
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo Mama Jokes 84
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo Mama Jokes 85
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo Mama Jokes 86
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo Mama Jokes 87
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo Mama Jokes 88
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo Mama Jokes 89
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo Mama Jokes 90
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo Mama Jokes 91
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Mama Jokes 92
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo Mama Jokes 93
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo Mama Jokes 94
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Mama Jokes 95
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama Jokes 96
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama Jokes 97
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Mama Jokes 98
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo Mama Jokes 99
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama Jokes 100
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Mama Jokes 101
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo Mama Jokes 102
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo Mama Jokes 103
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

Yo Mama Jokes 104
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo Mama Jokes 105
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo Mama Jokes 106
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo Mama Jokes 107
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo Mama Jokes 108
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo Mama Jokes 109
Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo Mama Jokes 110
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo Mama Jokes 111
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo Mama Jokes 112
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo Mama Jokes 113
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

Yo Mama Jokes 114
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo Mama Jokes 115
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W s.

Yo Mama Jokes 116
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

Yo Mama Jokes 117
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo Mama Jokes 118
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo Mama Jokes 119
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo Mama Jokes 120
Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo Mama Jokes 121
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth

Yo Mama Jokes 122
Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!

Yo Mama Jokes 123
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

Yo Mama Jokes 124
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo Mama Jokes 125
Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

Yo Mama Jokes 126
Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo Mama Jokes 127
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo Mama Jokes 128
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama Jokes 129
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo Mama Jokes 130
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo Mama Jokes 131
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

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yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…

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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

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Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

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yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

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Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

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ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

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UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

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YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

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Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”

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You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!

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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.

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Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.

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Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!

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Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

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your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

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yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

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Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

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Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

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Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

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Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

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Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

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yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

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your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

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yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

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yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

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Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

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yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

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yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb – you know your fat, dumb, drunk, crooked-politician lawyer mama, who pleasures 12 inch pianists.

I was nearing the final stages of my college preparation to become an elementary school teacher. During my Junior Year we were required to visit several classrooms of varying grades to get a feel for what we were getting ourselves into.

Males in elementary education are a rarity and I soon learned that the children thought it was really neat to see a male at school that was not the principal. I will never forget my first visit to a kindergarten class room. These little tots were dying to ask me questions and tell me things about themselves.

One little boy raised his hand and I went over to him. He VERY seriously said, “My granddaddy is going to kill himself.”

Caught COMPLETELY off guard, I struggled for what to say to him. I finally managed, “I’m sure he’s not gonna kill himself.”

He replied, “Oh yes he is…Momma said if he doesn’t quit lifting things that are too heavy, he’s gonna kill himself.”

Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the TiVo, I missed two episodes.

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!