Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – so she went looking for it.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!

A new collection of free funny Yo Mamas….. so fat jokes to chuckle over.

Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 1
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 2
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 3
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”

Yo Mama’s So Fat Joke 4
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

The first set of free funny Yo Mamas….. stupid jokes.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR

Yo mama’s so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was ma-kin’ a booty call.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order