Comments on: 50 Funny Rude Jokes

By: kyle pavilnious

kyle pavilnious — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:18:49 +0000

Q-why wasnt jesus born in mexico
A- because he couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin

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By: kyle russ

kyle russ — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 21:28:16 +0000

one day a lil girl came home from scool with a 5$ bill and the mom sed where did you get it then the lil girl said the boys told me to climb the flag pole mom says they only want to look at your panties lil girl says im sorry

next day she comes home with a 10$ bill same thing happens

next day she comes home with a 50$ bill mom say they only wanna look at your pantie lil girl says (but i didnt wear any)

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By: chloe

chloe — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:40:06 +0000

Q how do you make a pool table laugh?
tiggle its balls.

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By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:51:43 +0000

Q: What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
A: Nothin you already told her twice.

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By: darren

darren — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:31:58 +0000

a man goes to see his friend in work
the man says to his friend i like you secritary
the mans friend said shes a robot sqeese her left tit shes a maths genious sqeese her right tit she acts lik a secetary
the man says to his friend can i borrow her
the mans friend says yes
he takes her into an empty room
30secs later you hear screamming
the mans friend says i forgot to tell you her arse is a pencil sharpener !!!!!!!!!!!

Like or Dislike Jokes Comment: 20 3 (+17)

By: lauren

lauren — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:20:40 +0000

the funniest one for me was the last one the rest are pooh…. hahaha do u get it pooh

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By: Redial2416

Redial2416 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:15:42 +0000

You might be a redneck if auto body repair includes the use of tie wraps……

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