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One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" her husband...
So there's these two muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "Oh man, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy cow, a talking muffin!" Read in...
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with...
In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. This is one, you should be sure to email your Mom.Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in...
What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man? You can enjoy all but the head. What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man? They both get hot in 15 seconds. Why can't a man...
What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man? You can enjoy all but the head. What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man? They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can...
Time Joke 1 A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing,...
Cannibal Joke 1 Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny. Cannibal Joke 2 Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater. Cannibal...
Birthday Joke 1 A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I d love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her...
Women Joke 1 Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink. Women Joke 2 How do you know when a woman is...
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