Posted on November 10th, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00Fried Explorer: $ 15.00Baked Politician: $ 100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politician?”The waiter replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?”
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