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Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning toilet Dad: How does that satisfy you? Son: I clean it with your toothbrush ...
"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk man."Sorry sir," replies the bartender. "I have to cut you off.""Just gimme another drink.""O.K. I''ll make a deal with you. I''ll give you another drink and call...
Helga was hang the wash out to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. ''Gootness, iss hot,'' she mused to herself as the sun beat down on her. She passed by...
While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.With...
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).After the test, the manager says,...
Some of these are hilarious, a must read. AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up...
Funny Rude Joke 1 Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69. Funny Rude Joke 2 Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? They can't get the...
Zoo Joke 1 A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning,...
Funny Sex Joke 1 Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass. Funny Sex Joke 2 Did you hear about the gay truckers? They exchanged loads. Funny Sex Joke 3 Did...
Dentist Joke 1 A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why?...
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