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Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my...
One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it.The first man prayed to...
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies...
A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day. A gang of snails approach him and beat him up. He is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several...
Two old biddies were talking about their lives with their husbands since moving to a nursing home. They both agreed that life was good, but Ethel was rather upset because her sex life had really...
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last...
Dead And Dying Joke 1 A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for...
Terry Pratchett Quote 01 Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. -- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) Terry Pratchett Quote 02 It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it, said...
Travel And Tourist Joke 1 A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my...
Humor Joke 1 How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon Humor Joke 2 Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out...
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