Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You’re such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?You’ve been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We’d make a perfect Pear.Now, something’s sure to Turnip,
To
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