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I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman and asked the question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?”Before the pause...
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. Read in full at Feline Jury...
Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?They don't become so attached to the lawyers. Permalink Lawyers and Hot Dog Meat...
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months. Read in full at Lawyers and computers...
Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case."Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other.""Okay, you first," replied the other.That was the end of the discussion. Read in full at Two Lawyers...
Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While severalof the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed...
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there. Read in full at Equating Lawyers...
After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The...
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!! Permalink The State of Lawyers...
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?""Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for...
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