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A Brooklyn lawyer named Ernie successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms. As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by...
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?”“It's $50,000,” the...
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?""It's $50,000," the...
A grasshopper goes to a bar and hops up on a stool.The bartender is surprised to see a grasshopper and says "Say, you know we have a drink named after you?"The grasshopper responds "You have...
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at...
A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and...
- In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. - It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk,...
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale. Read in full at Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness...
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell me, what...
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?A: Your honor. Permalink Lawyer... Genius...
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