A lawyer’s wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, “Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice.”Suddenly, Murray bursts into tears. His brother says, “You should cry, pulling a stunt like this!”Through his tears,
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