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One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result, their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks she had given the...
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." "Daddy, does God...
- When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me in preschool.- When I hear one of my children wake in the middle...
A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.During...
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?""No!"...
A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children...
This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students: It is truly astonishing what weird science our young...
Lawyer: "Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?"Defendant: "I didn't want to wake up the children." Read in full at Shot With a...
Lawyer: “Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth. Why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?”Defendant: “I didn't want to wake up the children.” Read in full at Bow Shot...
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, "Gee, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the children play inside." Read in full at Kangaroo Play...
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