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A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."The librarian replies, "This is a library."So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to...
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different...
Judi stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters...
Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I...
A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?""Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?""Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going...
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet. Read in full at Dino-road...
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up....
A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take your order, sir?" he asked."Well, I was wondering how you prepare your chickens." The man replied."Oh, it's nothing too...
An eight year girl is trying to check out a book entitled "Advice for Young Mothers" from the local library. Librarian: Now why do you want to check out this particular book, dear? Little girl: I collect...
Why did the chicken cross the road? ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but...
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