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A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa …

Posted on December 25th, 2006 in Really Funny Jokes

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.

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mr.frostdeath
Comment on A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa … (May 6th, 2009 at 01:20)

yo mama is so stupid she went to a clippers game and asked how much for a haircut

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blake
Comment on A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa … (February 14th, 2009 at 05:13)

theres a blonde and two stupid girls there stuck in a cave they find a guinie’s lamp they each got one wish one stupid girl said i want to go to my uncles house in tennesse the other one said i want to go to my moms house in louisianna the blonde was scared and wished that her friends come back

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memememe
Comment on A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa … (March 26th, 2008 at 23:29)

it is a crap joke heres 1: santa and a smart blond jump off a brigde who makes the bigger splash? neither exist

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