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Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: I cannot recall that particular answer at this time. Permalink Screwing the Justice System...
ISDN = It Still Does NothingAPPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntityIBM = I Blame MicrosoftDEC = Do Expect CutsCA = Constant AcquisitionsCD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in MonthsOS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too.SCSI = System...
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing SCSI System Can't See It DOS Defunct Operating System BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM I Blame Microsoft DEC Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in...
Four Irish priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one priest says "Well, we've all worked together for many years, but don't really know one...
Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife...
Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife...
- Hot water comes out of both taps.- You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.- The trees are whistling for the dogs.- You find out that you can get...
Two non-Texans are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper...
Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy club and smacks the driver across the...
Husband: Hi dear. I'm logged in Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband: Bad command or file name wife: But I told you in the morning ? Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband:...
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