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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial – a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She responded, “Why, yes, I...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case.The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?â€â€œYes,†said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.â€The lawyer asks Sam again,...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary"? Yes, said Sam, I saw him plainly take the goods. The lawyer asks Sam again,...
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results....
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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete...
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"The witness stared out the window as...
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might...
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the...
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