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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear...
In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. Then God said, "Let there be light." Shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn't be cited for failure to file an...
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's...
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden...
In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking Up the wharf carrying two at-least-three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand.It was three weeks after the season closed! Whom should he meet at the end...
"How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?" asked the IRS auditor. "Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer I have caught a large golden fish....
A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was...
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed...
Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one.The following day, Suzy raises her hand first and...
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody-- it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As...
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