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One day, a very attractive dumb blonde undergraduate visited the professor's office. The blonde under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc. Finally, the dumb blonde...
There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My...
A physics professor at a state university in Michigan was famous for his animated lectures. He was short and thin with wild white hair and an excited expression. In lecture he would through himself from...
A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said, "Did you write this poem all by yourself?" The student said, "Every word of...
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set.The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you...
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out."To save lives," the professor...
A group of life long friends from the same Chicago street spent a weekend gambling vacation in Las Vegas. They all agreed if one of them won big they would treat the others to another gambling...
A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over the students all handed...
The following were all found in notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school. - My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. - Please excuse...
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