Posted on January 22nd, 2008 in Uncategorized
A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said “Acts 2:38,” and proceeded to quote scripture.The burglar froze in place and didn’t move. The woman
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