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"Never trust a dog to watch your food."-Patrick, age 10"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."-Hannah, age 9Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."-Michael, age 14"Stay away...
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."- Kyoyo, age 11"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."-Amir, age 9"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."-Kellie, age 11"If...
- "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher - "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF - "When the enemy is...
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell me, what...
- "What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies." - "Never trade luck for skill." - The three most...
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell me, what...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.The blonde followed...
An overweight clerk consulted the doctor for advice. The doctor advised that the clerk run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would burn off as much as twenty pounds.The clerk follows...
A couple placed an ad, "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." RESPONSES. American: Keep trying! Briton: Change Doctor! Aussie: Follow a special diet. Indian: Practice yoga! Pinoy: LET ME TRY! ...
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