Afraid of Santa

Related posts to Afraid of Santa

A little boy wrote to Santa …

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." Permalink A little boy wrote to Santa ......

Three Stages of Man

The 3 stages of man:He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.He is Santa Claus. Read in full at Three Stages of Man...

Funny T-Shirt – Dear Santa Let Me Explain

Dear Santa Let Me Explain T Shirt Type: Funny T-Shirts As Christmas T Shirts go, this is one of our funniest. Get lots of laughs with this santa t-shirt. Dear Santa Let Me Explain Price: $16.95 Order Funny...

Funny T-Shirt – I Hear Youve Been Naughty Santa

I Hear Youve Been Naughty Santa T Shirt Type: Funny T-Shirts A unique and funny santa t shirt just right for the holiday season. I Hear Youve Been Naughty Santa Price: $16.95 Order Funny T-Shirt - I Hear Youve...

Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Senator

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?A: The old drunk, of course;...

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa …

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist. Permalink A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa ......

More Ways to Confuse Santa Claus

- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops...

After Christmas Thought Joke

A few days after Christmas, my six year son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?" "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He replied, "Well, my Playstation that...

Christmas Riddles and Jokes

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on...

Ways to Confuse Santa Claus

- Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.- While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and...