Posted on December 26th, 2006 in
Christmas Jokes,
Kids Jokes
A few days after Christmas, my six year son and I were talking. He asked, “Mom, is there a Santa Claus?”
“Well, what do you think?” I asked him.
He replied, “Well, my Playstation that I got and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper.”
He thought for a minute and said, “I’ll tell you what … you and Dad can go on buying me presents and let’s just forget we ever had this talk!”
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