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"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." --Unknown"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer"The cat has too much...
Ant Joke 1 Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies! Ant Joke 2 Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu ! Ant Joke 3 Who...
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. All roads lead to Chuck Norris....
Terry Pratchett Quote 01 Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. -- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) Terry Pratchett Quote 02 It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it, said...
100 Funny Quotes Funny Quote 01 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Funny Quote 02 A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay - Demetri...
Knock Knock Joke 1 Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles ! Knock Knock Joke 2 Knock Knock Who's there...
Children Joke 1 A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow."...
If you read the "Yo Mamas So Fat Jokes" page you'll have seen there's over 400 user comments (more yo mamma jokes)! You can see that joke page at Yo Mamas So Fat Jokes. I've pulled...
The Ultimate Collection of 644 Chuck Norris Jokes, if you know of more please post them at the bottom. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend...
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