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A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk."Well, they feel a bit tight." replies the man.The assistant promptly bends down and has...
Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes...
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store.While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a...
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?""Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I...
Dress Code - It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially...
My dog chewed the tongue on one of my new, expensive running shoes. I hoped to save my investment, so I took the sneakers to a shoe repair shop. I placed them on the counter...
1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.5. Expose...
On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced...
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.8. Crying can be fun.7. Fat clothes.6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make...
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