Posted on January 1st, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
- Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.- Only in America… do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
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