Posted on December 15th, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator.The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted.”You must mean the lift,” he said.”No,” the American responded. “If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator.”"Well,” the portiere
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