An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch.”"But you’re not wearing any of those things!” the artist said.”I know,” she replied. “But if I should die before my
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