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Funny Animal Joke 1 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Funny Animal Joke 2 Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to...
Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?" "A cat!" said Suzy."Good job! Now, what's this animal?""A...
Animal Truism Joke 01 I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? Animal Truism Joke 02 If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving...
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?"...
- French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th. - Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow joint custody of a family pet when a couple divorces...
- In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. - It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk,...
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech...
There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. "Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have...
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. “It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm...
This happened about a month ago just outside of Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. This out-of-state traveler was on the side of...
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