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Funny Animal Joke 1 A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Funny Animal Joke 2 Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to...
Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?" "A cat!" said Suzy."Good job! Now, what's this animal?""A...
Animal Truism Joke 01 I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? Animal Truism Joke 02 If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving...
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?"...
- French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th. - Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow joint custody of a family pet when a couple divorces...
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You...
- In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. - It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk,...
1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of...
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions."Davey, what sound does a cow make?"Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'.""Alice, what sound...
Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long...
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