Posted on November 11th, 2006 in
Animal Jokes
Funny Animal Joke 1
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Funny Animal Joke 2
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Funny Animal Joke 3
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Funny Animal Joke 4
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Funny Animal Joke 5
Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Funny Animal Joke 6
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Funny Animal Joke 7
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Funny Animal Joke 8
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Funny Animal Joke 9
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
Funny Animal Joke 10
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful
Funny Animal Joke 11
I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
Funny Animal Joke 12
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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