- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.- Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve
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- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?- If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog...
- Always give 100% at work - 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday- For Sale - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped...
Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is...
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers...
- French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th. - Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow...
